Three men married three girls. The first married an English girl. He told her to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.
The second married an American girl. He gave her orders to do all the house cleaning, dishes and cooking. On the first couple of days he saw hardly anything but by the end of the week the house was clean, the dishes done and the meals were on the table.
The third man married a Canadian girl. He gave her orders to clean the house, do the dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry and prepare all the meals. On the first day he didn't see anything, same on the second day but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. On the fourth day his arm was healed enough that he was able to make himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
Kate and Meghan, eat your hearts out! 
