Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[paradox3]

Some of the customers were bent out of shape when they heard the news!

 

[paradox3]

Did you hear about the origami teacher's outstanding debts?

They still need to be squared away.

 

[paradox3]

Too bad she didn't realize sooner that her business was in poor shape.

 

[Luce NDs]

Like paper money in High Flight ... watch for alternate values that are often abstract ...

Physical wealth can obscure the alternate values --- some biblical incarnation!

 

[Mendalla]

@paradox3 is really on a roll today.

 

[Redbaron]

@paradox3 is really on a roll today.

Yes, who would have thought origami was so funny?

 

[Luce NDs]

Role NDs? May appear like fleur de Eli ... monads in triple vision ...

 

[paradox3]

Fortunately the origami teacher left a paper trail when she closed her business.

 

[paradox3]

Do you think the new owners will seek to transform the business? Make something out of very little?

 

[Luce NDs]

Some paper trails leave little evidence if you fire the omnibudsM'N. Note M'N is an old code of isolated being ... no sects or cliques intended of either potential ... malevolent essence, or the offended alternate!

Such thoughts of humble couples may cause something ...

 

[paradox3]

Even without a tuxedo, the porcupine at the party was sharply dressed.

(courtesy of today's Jumble puzzle)

 

[Luce NDs]

Thus the point was made of the aura as thorny issue ... don't irritate your self!

Now has anyone found this common beast? It said he lives with a beauty as having been denied by the autocrats ...

 

[You just never know]

The Parish Priest decided to go back to school and become a lawyer.

Now he's a Father-in-law.

 

[Redbaron]

 

[paradox3]

If you need an ark, I Noah guy.

 

[paradox3]

All the disciples are at a Zoom team meeting and Jesus joins them without any video. His name appears on the screen. Jesus says “Hey.” Simon then responds, “How on earth is he in the meeting?” Thomas then says, “Unless he turns on his camera, I will not believe it.”

 

[paradox3]

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat.
It was obvious she thought her cat understood her.
I came into my house and told my dog all about it.

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Luce NDs]

History is a lyre ... just listen to the strings as plucked! Truth is dark ... to find the good ... the meaning of life?

Expect digs ... the populace hates truth too ... as conditioned by role modelling? Once one regresses ...

 

[paradox3]

A little bit of social isolation humor:

Tomorrow is a really big day! I get to take the recycling and green bins to the curb.

Now, what should I wear?