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Luce NDs

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Imagine plastic money bringing creeping poo as flexed to death!

That's us the lesser folks .. all warped ... according to the powers. There is more info on absolute power!

And we are denied the freedom of speaking or crap and corruption in higher pillars and postings ...

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Does this indicate a terminal condition to open a road to militant coups ... and elimination of all socializing and threads of gatherings against those with extreme narcolepsy?

It is most prodigal ... an old word for waste of intelligence ... and thus thoughts go ... then there is tel amarna ... a spot where wasted kings go to be mulled into character development in the mind ... a deep well place ... where psyche dwells ... as jest ... Beau Geste, or bogus humus?

Word play? Perhaps for all I'm allowed as restricted by professional protectionism! Hard shell tension between value systems, idea systems and belief that no such thing can exist in a purely emotional state.

Imagine thoughts when in a critical and cynical peak ... thus the come down period as kohl Eire 'd ... tuck your head under cover of the great code ... coven antes? Periodically illustrative of periods of losing cognizance ... and there you are on the spot ...
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Emission accomplished? How better consumed as to get into the alternate's inner dimensions?


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Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza
Hut. May I have your national ID

Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an

Operator: I must have your NIDN first,

Customer: My National ID Number, yeah,
hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610.

Operator: Thank you Mr. Smith. I see you
live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the
phone number is 494-2366. Your office
number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-
2302 and your cell number is 266-2566.
Email address is Which
number are you calling from?

Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you
get all this information?

Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir.

Customer: The HSS, what is that?

Operator: We're wired into the Homeland
Security System, sir. This will add only
15 seconds to your ordering time.

Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to
order a couple of your All Meat
Special pizzas.

Operator: I don't think that's a good
idea, sir.

Customer: Whaddya mean?

Operator: Sir, your medical records and
commode sensors indicate that you've got
very high blood pressure and extremely
high cholesterol. Your National Health
Care provider won't allow such an
unhealthy choice .

Customer: What?!?! What do you
recommend, then?

Operator: You might try our low-fat
Soybean Pizza.I'm sure you'll like

Customer: What makes you think I'd like
something like that?

Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet
Soybean Recipes' from your local library
last week, sir. That's why I made the

Customer: All right, all right. Give me
two family-sized ones, then

Operator: That should be plenty for you,
your wife and your four kids.
Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir.
Your total is $49.99.

Customer: Lemme give you my credit card

Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid
you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit
card balance is over its limit.

Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and
get some cash before your driver gets

Operator: That won't work either, sir.
Your checking account is overdrawn also.

Customer: Never mind! Just send the
pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How
long will it take?

Operator: We're running a little behind,
sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If
you're in a hurry you might want to
pick'em up while you're out getting the
cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a
motorcycle can be a little awkward.

Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a

Operator: It says here you're in arrears
on your car payments, so your
car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid
for and you just filled the tank

Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^$@#

Operator: I'd advise watching your
language, sir. You've already got a
July 4, 2003, conviction for cussing out
a cop and another one I see here in
September for contempt at your hearing
for cussing at a judge. Oh yes, I see
here that you just got out from a 90 day
stay in the State Correctional Facility.
Is this your first pizza since your
return to society?

Customer: (speechless)

Operator: Will there be anything else,

Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a
free 2 liter of Coke.

Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's
exclusionary clause prevents us from
offering free soda to diabetics. The New
Constitution The Brave New World started using
in 2020 prohibits this.
Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!


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I'm reading The Testaments and recommending The Year of the Flood...I'm not even sure that's funny...

Luce NDs

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The Book of Passions needing a dousing? Would the conflicts presented raise questions ... when belief, idea and values conflict! Said to be a psyche entity!

And Pavlos stated many strings ago that entities were like phantom personalities ... creeps?

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I want to see that meme with a "to scale" pic of a moose between them...

Muse without measure? Moses rod and staff ... party whippings? Something to bundle up ... like mongoose in your mind! These consume frightening bugs and snakes ...

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Those that wish to return to the same doings ... not to review history to avoid the wrongs. Was Moses Big Stick Theory a long bow of cupid affect ... deep stabs ... the pain of knowledge? Responsibility (vs fear) that some leaders will have nothing to do with! It leaves the Mooning of Charon and shadows of eclipse ... then the darkness scatters ... an abstract state?

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That's one of those ironic chords ... like the meddling of the bell ... freedom is a farce if you consider the responsibility laid onus ... dark and often unseen flighty things ...