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Mendalla

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A little bit of social isolation humor:

Tomorrow is a really big day! I get to take the recycling and green bins to the curb.

Now, what should I wear?
Actually, that's today here (except we still don't have green bins in London). I wore an elegant black long sleeve golf shirt with carefully tailored navy sweatpants. :giggle: Kate and Meghan, eat your hearts out! :ROFLMAO:
 

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Bare heads man ... some don't agree to headman atoll, thus Lands End or Skellig Michael! There be a wailing woman ... with the tu athde dannan ... thus men often loose it and are autonomously isolated for knowing Ness ... profound Jain ess! Stifled light? Like that head nailed to the mat hewn in the tent ... free wobbles and weaving? Twill bean ... the response is onus!
 

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Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are , show them your cross." So Sister Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye little fookin' wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!" Sister Immaculata looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?"
 

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Three men married three girls. The first married an English girl. He told her to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.

The second married an American girl. He gave her orders to do all the house cleaning, dishes and cooking. On the first couple of days he saw hardly anything but by the end of the week the house was clean, the dishes done and the meals were on the table.

The third man married a Canadian girl. He gave her orders to clean the house, do the dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry and prepare all the meals. On the first day he didn't see anything, same on the second day but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. On the fourth day his arm was healed enough that he was able to make himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
 

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Three men married three girls. The first married an English girl. He told her to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.

The second married an American girl. He gave her orders to do all the house cleaning, dishes and cooking. On the first couple of days he saw hardly anything but by the end of the week the house was clean, the dishes done and the meals were on the table.

The third man married a Canadian girl. He gave her orders to clean the house, do the dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry and prepare all the meals. On the first day he didn't see anything, same on the second day but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. On the fourth day his arm was healed enough that he was able to make himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
And he never found that blow that came out of the dark ... choqan ... right, or rite of passover?

Never tell the dark panache what is broad based and more gentile ... angels of differing hues? There is an aboriginal circle of black, white, red and yellow .... psssst ... did you see that go bi ... with a desert named after it ...
 

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The booty in the bump ... Trumped as the item of effect goes down the other's Ide ...

Know when to fold hymn!
 

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Not for one way folks ... there just isn't allowance for alternate travel ... even in fantasy! Un imaginable fixation and edification ...
 

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That should raise Twitter or Chatterly's love in the Trees! Expect sq. walking ...
 

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Someone sent the Buddha a gift box tied with a ribbon. Buddha opened it to find it empty.

“Aha!”, he said, “Just what I wanted. Nothing!”
 
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