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Redbaron

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I recently went to an archaeologists' party, where they were looking for a lower leg.



It was quite a shindig.
 

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Captain Kirk caught Mr. Spock sneaking towards the ladies room on the Enterprise.

"Spock," he said in his usual dramatic voice, "What ... are ... you doing?"

"It's quite logical, Jim," the Vulcan calmly replied, "Our show's mandate is to 'go where no man has gone before'."

(stolen and modified from an old Cracked Star Trek parody)
 

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How have sales of cymbals in Wuhan fared?



That market has crashed

#MutualAid
#BeNotAfraid
#SystemicWhimsey
#JoyPrivilege
 
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This one has no punch line. It’s just a thought that popped into my head that I found funny looking ahead to whenever the next family dinner is - might be Christmas.

What would happen if one day you just started regularly talking about 2 levels louder for no reason? Maybe i’ll just do that. Something to try. See what happens. Kind of like shouting but not, same tone, regular conversation, just louder? (Some people can pass that off for confidence, I’ve noticed.)
 
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Captain Kirk caught Mr. Spock sneaking towards the ladies room on the Enterprise.

"Spock," he said in his usual dramatic voice, "What ... are ... you doing?"

"It's quite logical, Jim," the Vulcan calmly replied, "Our show's mandate is to 'go where no man has gone before'."

(stolen and modified from an old Cracked Star Trek parody)
I dunno...hard to tell from seeing xxxl birks with dress socks at the bottom of a stall. Happens.
 

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What do you get when you divide the circumference by the diameter of a pumpkin?
Pumpkin pi.
 

Redbaron

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From an email today:

♦ I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"
 

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My daughter, who is less well-endowed (the inside joke is the "titless wonder") occasionally wears a padded bra to work. Her (very nice) boyfriend refers to this as "false advertising".
 

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My daughter, who is less well-endowed (the inside joke is the "titless wonder") occasionally wears a padded bra to work. Her (very nice) boyfriend refers to this as "false advertising".

Boob or blunder intended to distract? Distraction takes on many forms and formless Ness ...

A crevice may be needed to flood ... a' Dam ...
 

Redbaron

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British humor.....

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space...

Dr.Smith was a *psychiatrist* & Dr.Jones
was a GI guy

They put up a sign reading
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
*Hysterias & Posteriors*

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed
it to read
*Schizoids & Haemorrhoids*

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
*Catatonics and High Colonics*
- no go.

Next, they tried...
*Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives*
- thumbs down again.

Then came..
*Minds and Behinds*
- still no good.

Another attempt resulted in...
*Lost Souls & Butt Holes*
-unacceptable again!

So they tried
*Analysis & Anal Cysts*
- not a chance

*Nuts and Butts*
- no way

*Freaks and Cheeks*
- still no good

*Loons and Moons*
- forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
*Specializing in Odds & Ends.*
 
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