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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Delightful Life
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"Since I was both an atheist and an absurdist, I had decided that the most absurd thing I could do would be to develop an intimate relationship with the God I didn't believe in."
--Paul Krassner
--Paul Krassner
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"I was at the 1976 Republican Convention in Kansas City. I was running 'Nobody for President' at the time. I printed up these press releases and handed them out to the crowd at the Kemper Arena. 'Nobody keeps campaign promises.' 'Nobody lowers your taxes.' 'Nobody should have that much power.' 'Nobody is in Washington working for you.'
--Wavy Gravy
--Wavy Gravy
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"The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths."
--Ken Kesey
--Ken Kesey
You just never know
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I bought a suit of armour and put a candle in it. Now I have a knight light.
Thus nobody should lead without knowing something versus nothing ... no way! The God-void? Allows a space to putin something ...
Kind 'a like sols as conjugated ... alas some can't see it so a scene undisclosed! Thus souls are non-existent?
Like peas under nutz hells?
Doesn't work in strange tongues ... do ya' gnoes Ome? Tis a Quis to the eternal word ... an -ite goes on obscurely ... in alloyed form as composite ... calm posted? NOS hite tu strikes ... much's platter ... do you know much as it goes round ... Munch ease?
Makes room for the unknown idealism ... a god of void nature ... just isn't ... fulfillment desired ... resembles El Dora Do ... no crap ... may cause some churning in the night ...
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Delightful Life
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"Come on baby, I know the cis-normative construction of our pervasive rape culture are assaulting that little drummer by assuming zer gender, but I'm woke to that noise, so how bout a sleigh ride?"
--Brandon McNeice's contribution to #MillennialRomance
--Brandon McNeice's contribution to #MillennialRomance
Straight lioning of course ... no bents ... a' course that matches a' gnostic ... the observation of those entangled ...
Tis like a fresh spark in the night sky ... mostly unknown funny thing ... tis odd should be looked into ... churches put a roof ere on it ... causes excitement ...
BetteTheRed
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That would be fair enough it weren't for the line in the song that says "I am a poor boy too"... As someone noted elsewhere, however, the wise "men" have definitely been cisgendered into a masculinity unsupported by the text.
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Ends in eternally scattered thoughts ... causing an enigma for those into etudes of the two halves of ethics ... two poles!
You just never know
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The people of Afghanistan don’t like the Flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi do!
Pontifex Geronimo 13
#walkaway
I've been practicing my Abu Dhabi Doo.
You just never know
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A gingerbread man went to his doctor complaining of a sore knee.
The doctor's recommendation was, "Try icing it."
The doctor's recommendation was, "Try icing it."
Brings us to kneading ... a connection ... holistically bread in the oven as royal buns? Cheeky Sat ANs ... heh behind learning ...