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KayTheCurler said:
A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their picks nicked.
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That's life ... allowed cracks ... in reality ...
 
So that's where all the leprechauns went...

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All about we din out dais Mon strait I've thoughts ... the Gods despise^th inkers ... sort along the I-Thou discontinuity as scripted code!

Psychotic folks must be put down ... thus Ja' Zus sank to parables ... to provide partisan thoughts ...
 
QUEEN Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, ...for eternity".
The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, and drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, "ok, your Majesty, you may go in".
Dolly is outraged and asked,"What was that all about, I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me"?
"Sorry, Dolly says the Angel, but even in Heaven A Royal Flush Beats a Pair No Matter How Big They Are
 
Got this one from a Brit.

Last year, after having dug to a depth of 5 metres, Canadian archaeologists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years.
They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago!
Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, American archaeologists dug to a depth of 10 metres.
Shortly afterwards, a story was published in the New York Times: 'American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire at a depth of 10 metres, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians!'

A week later, British authorities reported the following: "After digging to a depth of 20 metres in Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist and caravan owner reported that he had found 'absolutely f*** all !!'
Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless!!
 
Redbaron said:
A friend of mine once ran away with a circus.

But he was caught, and they made him give it back.
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These roomers go round like giggling Sally ... tis salient ... especially when the space is up front ... non-connectional? Devoid of word for what went on ... ineffable?

Wieners ... as cased out ... inclusive of Fitz ... Finnegan in Celt territory ... still catharsis ... washing up after the messy Job of socializing deeply ... if meme chose ... pick with caution ... could be a honey comb ... with an Eire ... suite aspirations of copy smiting and hot dog gin ...?
 
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