Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Jaebius]

Some powerful tyrants say don't believe a word of it ... yet guess who does?

I give up Luce, who?

 

[Luce NDs]

I give up Luce, who?

Tis a question your greater personal self must deal with ... that's how the cards of life lay ... a peculiar game when we don't know much about what's ... out-there! Yet the impression is religious scholars are into everything ... but fear observational science (a redundant term containing a squeeze of humour)! Did you know you can be banned in church for critical analysis thereof?

That's Bottom's ND!

 

[Waterfall]

A cop just knocked on my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes!

I said, that's impossible, my dogs don't even have bikes.

 

[Waterfall]

Then a man knocked on my door and asked for a donation for the local swimming pool......I gave him a glass of water.

 

[Waterfall]

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.....then it dawned on me.

 

[Luce NDs]

How dim can a man get while standing rye with a lady in the pasture ? Hey did heh really get mowed down?

The Ephraim lady can do that when wearing the niche name ... a sobriquet by the handle Madame Guillotine ... Gilliam's feminine form with a edge! Woman can be cutting to make up for dull mates ... can let the Eire out of a bubble ...

 

[You just never know]

A weasel walks into a pub. The bartender says, "Wow! I have never had a weasel come in before. What can I get you?"

"Pop", goes the weasel.

 

[KayTheCurler]

Today I learned how to prevent Canadian bacon from curling in the pan.

You take away its little brooms.

 

[Jaebius]

Why do firefighters wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

 

[Luce NDs]

Bottom's cover-up ... so embarrassing ... when someone is determined to see what's in there!

 

[Redbaron]

4 out of 5 dentists agree that the fifth dentist is really difficult to get along with.

 

[Luce NDs]

Trooth ... or miss mated sooth saying ....

 

[KayTheCurler]

"It's over Flo" said the plumber as he walked out on his wife.

 

[Delightful Life]

thats plumbing the depths...

 

[Luce NDs]

Kahn be dark sacred things there that the alternate doesn't wish to discuss ... thus gaps between louvers on Paris ... veritably that depressed sense of Goya's Colossus ... a grand Shadow ... some don't see it as black is their uncertain hue! Black just isn't right!

 

[You just never know]

Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?

It's dread-full.

 

[Luce NDs]

Knaught rites ... shadowy performances to honour chick nature ... Cloe's to Nashville brass and free bier ... conducting the word brasseire to generation of fulmination and fermenting thoughts in a Ba'aL of purely destructive emotions ...

Thus people in their cups and grails ... ironic derailing ... dark activity gamma's ...

A break from forced labours?

 

[Redbaron]

A weasel walked into a bar. "Wow," the bartender says, "In all my years of tending bar, I've never seen a weasel come in! What can I get for you?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.

 

[Mendalla]

Okay, probably only my fellow admins will get most of today's xkcd, but it cracked me up so I thought I'd share it just in case others got a laugh or two out of it. The final one sends it into meta-joke territory.

 

[Luce NDs]

Do teenage responsibilities occupy Trump's movement and cause seizure in his sphincter?

Few can see beyond that because of a severe fixed stink!

Another plug or BUNG for Aaron what-sis name that authored *A Theory (metaphysics)?

If you GOOGLE metaphysics it identifies with a theory and thus general indeterminate conditions ...