Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[You just never know]

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster
site, to tourists.
They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

 

[Redbaron]

If all of Earth's seas dried up, what would Neptune say?


I haven't got a notion.

 

[Luce NDs]

If all of Earth's seas dried up, what would Neptune say?


I haven't got a notion.

An extremely salty expletive?

 

[You just never know]

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High Definition.

 

[Luce NDs]

Especially when humans have trouble defining what totally abstract ... and beyond us like thoughts to an excessively emotional settlement! Distant communities ... cosmological civil spots ...

 

[crazyheart]

 

[Luce NDs]

If you had a free piece of the world ... would you cultivate or destroy as much of the natural domain as possible under a heavy hand?

 

[Delightful Life]

if prime ministers cant do it to their husbands, they do it to their country
--with apologies to Mel Brooks

 

[Delightful Life]

i am dating a woman now who, evidently, is not aware of it
--Garry Shandling

 

[Luce NDs]

i am dating a woman now who, evidently, is not aware of it
--Garry Shandling

Tis mother hooded in everyman ... although some woman may observe this vicariously ... as the vicar of that strange place with hobs and bits of complementarianism ... thus we go on little chance of Ste. Fini ...

I will rise on a new day with de Mos on de shady side of the tree is that naught north of here? Veritable vege tating ...

Two women making a stew? Difference in time can raise respect fully ...

Alas we still despise it ... the ancient ide Eire of something to learn ... Greek School?

 

[Waterfall]

I swallowed a dictionary and it gave me Thesaurus throat I ever had.

 

[Luce NDs]

I swallowed a dictionary and it gave me Thesaurus throat I ever had.

Got ta love a good giggle in the pool ...

 

[Delightful Life]

"Whats the worst thing to hear after having sex with Willie Nelson?
'I'm not Willie Nelson'"

James Caan

 

[You just never know]

I’m on a new diet, every night at bedtime I have a snack of yeast and shoe polish.

And now every morning I rise and shine.

 

[Mendalla]

My doctor put me on a seafood diet.

I get to eat all the food I see.

 

[Luce NDs]

Pile driven ... the pain of a satyr-like point, in anal cyst? The sister in your head ... Sisyphus? A little helps ... as assi-stance ...

 

[Redbaron]

Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he was a fungi.

 

[Luce NDs]

Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he was a fungi.

Need HS for good propagation ... (from a late minister in mycelium)

 

[Jaebius]

What is white and black and red all over? A newspaper!

 

[Luce NDs]

What is white and black and red all over? A newspaper!

Some powerful tyrants say don't believe a word of it ... yet guess who does?