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Can word as god be twisted when dark and mystic? OMG that haute y tall wind in Babylon ... Hilda go in other places ... Hilda gone or Matilda in other arias ...?
 
The last reincarnation slipped my mind and into a recess caused by a previous washout ... and I was blanched as that frog in the cold water being heated ... a creeping energy?

Some hate creeps and conspiracies until they work into their aspirations in the night ... but they won't admit to stuff in that dark zone of Zohar ... nor the twilights as a trinity of OMG's ... bode, sol and spirit taking the divers ND?
 
The RCMP found over 2000 dead crows on Alberta hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains o...f all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The RCMP then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
 
Did you hear about the pastry chef who took up hockey? He kept icing the puck.

Did you hear about the pastry chef who became a mathematician? He could calculate apple pi.
 
"We have this phenomenon in our culture, which is called ‘to start leaving.’ It’s when all the men are sitting in the living room and then one of their wives pokes her head in and says, ‘Honey, let’s start to leave,’” Zahr says. “Yes, we Palestinians don’t just leave, but rather we start to leave.”
--Amer Zahr, comedian

Also from him
As to why there are so many Arabs in Israel? They started 2 leave in 1948
"“The Israelis came and said to the Palestinians, you have to go, but we only started to leave. So many of us remain here today."
 
"How many deconstructionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Even the framing of this question makes a grid of patriarchial assumptions that reveals a slavish devotion to phallocentric ideas -- such as technical accomplishment has inherent value, knowledge can be attained and quantities of labor can be determined empirically, all of which makes a discourse which further marginalizes the already disenfranchised."
--from here Twitter
 
From another comedy Deity
Milton Berle
"A young black calls up to heaven, "Lord, Lord, can you straighten me out?"
"What troubles you?"
"Well, can you tell me why you gave me black skin?"
"There's a simple reason, child. I wanted your skin to be able to reflect the burning hot rays of the sun at the Equator."
"And why did you give me such long legs?"
"So you could outrun the animals of the jungle."
"And why did you give frizzy hair?"
"I didn't want you to catch in the thick underbrush of the jungle."
"I have one more question, God."
"What is that?"
"What the heck am I doing in Cleveland?"
 
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