Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[ninj]

Remember when air was free at the gas station? Now it's $1.50. Do you know why?

Inflation.

 

[ninj]

What are your plans for today?
Me and a friend are going to buy glasses.
And after that?
After that, we'll see.

 

[ninj]

Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
Today we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.

Please God don't let Kevin Bacon die.

 

[Luce NDs]

Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
Today we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.

Please God don't let Kevin Bacon die.

Alas we have increasing porque bellies ... that belie the truth ...

 

[BetteTheRed]

A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbit walk into a blood donor clinic. The Rabbit says he must be
a Type O.

 

[Redbaron]

I have a joke about trickle-down economic theory.


But 98% of you wouldn't get it.

 

[Luce NDs]

I have a joke about trickle-down economic theory.


But 98% of you wouldn't get it.

Small drips can whet the inconceivable ... thus demiurge!

 

[ninj]

Bought a chicken to make sandwiches.
It didn't. It pooped on the floor.

Credit to @Northwind

 

[Redbaron]

Need help with my golf game, methinks. I'm hitting the woods just fine. But I'm having a hard time getting out of them.

 

[Northwind]

 

[Luce NDs]

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That's Rub'n ... or Reuben if you spell in another tradition ...

 

[Redbaron]

How did the run-on sentence know it was pregnant?


Its period was late.

 

[Luce NDs]

How did the run-on sentence know it was pregnant?


Its period was late.

Is a late period a stretch or a dashing ankh?

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Luce NDs]

Two up ... all ears!

 

[Waterfall]

I just had to put this somewhere, it brought a huge smile to my face....so cute!

 

[Northwind]

What a sweetie.

 

[ninj]

If a drummer stages a comeback, does that mean there will be repercussions?

 

[Mendalla]

Pun of the week. Maybe of the month.

 

[Luce NDs]

Spanish Maine??????????????? They have bugs on the ocean flora ...