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A skeleton goes Nora bar. The bartender ask um, "What will it be?" And the skeleton says, "Give meal beer, Andy mop."
 
Heard on Svenghoulie tonite:

Patient complains to per doctor they are so out of shape. Their hair is falling out and their flesh is sallow and their face is pale. Per asks tell me something positive.
"Your vision is perfect"
 
Patient complains of constant pains in per body all over and spontaneous and random bleeding that ruins their blouses.
"When you buy new clothes do you take the pins out first?"
Per answers no.
 
Last night I was having dinner with Charles Manson, and in the middle of dinner he turned to me and said, "Is it hot in here, or am I crazy?"
--Gilbert Godfried
 
Hell ... yes that's crazy to live ... thus we pass on another turn ... some piggy's gone to market! Twas an out ...

Thus the term "eat me" ... its a start!
 
Nutmeg discovered this
"Existential comics"
I'm giggling
Skeptiholics Anonymous

You must admit eternal is a large stretch if you haven't made an attempt at the pilgrimage ... but then if right in it ... how does one get out of something as Vast-I as that ... what?

In the meantime have respect for the unknown ... it could come round and bite ... like lengthy critters ... something to disrobe? Thus the skinned epic stemology!
 
What goes hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop splash?

A bunny rabbit going for a swim.:ROFLMAO:
 
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