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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh
blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some
sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began
hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they
persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of
bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a
forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled
around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure didn't!"
 
Ah the ba toute of eL ... eLLe being the light of the flighty form of the tree when roasting ... a collective of bat'z ... them that T'z ... hanging or supported there like the temple supports thorns ... pricks to the conscious?

Some believe there is no such thing as the conscious ... just too deep for eM! Thus the need for book of roué's ... a royal handbook generally ... lyres there with po' understanding ...
 
Is that how idioms are spudded? Now which is really onyx'd the emotions or the wisdom? Is wisdom like an onager to an obstinate emotion? Alas difficult for intellect to get thro' in one pas ... thus multiple reflections on the Sam thing ... meme chose?

That's the dirt on une Cle Sam ... a foul woman interfering with legitimate conflicts ... the stick in the mud that halted Buddha in is wonderings about absolute monarchists ... and the resultant loss of equity for the common demos ... democracy extended?

Into broader intellects?
 
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Its as pointless as laughter ... nothing but relaxation response ... when becoming entangled with nothing ... a great pastime of adolescents ... the joke is it could be the end of yah if you don't take nothing seriously as something you could disappear into if the soul would like to eat you up ... consuming thoughts?
 
Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.


IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
 
Sts Even had it well then in the darkness ... verily restive ... allowing periods of thought ... damned spot to be in for those all set on the doings ...

My dad always be cautious with those of excessive doings ... unless, perhaps primarily covered by fore thought ... usually following the overly 'm bitch ous ... 'M bit chous ... choose as you like it ...
 
Thus the strip called Shue ... like a foot into unreality ... but there are senatorial implications ... simulating the arch angle Michael .. taking flight! This may be at 90 degrees to the flat-out shallow understanding's of the elle Vat ion Prin. a conception of heir position than subversive humus!

Did anybody listen to the CBC article on "elevator pitches" ... not about the screams when bottom falls out of it --- Shakespeare on Mid Heated Dreams ... akin to Joseph's wandering when in Egypt ... a domain tending towards heat ... perhaps someone's heated emotional state. Then authorities prefer this to cooler thinking ...

Isn't that enough to cause mentally bread fermentation? Rutted able loss of sensibilities ... or screw'd beyond decent sense ... in the state of this whirl ed .. who would note ID?

But you can't say this publicly due to restrictions on verbal and printed expression ... confinement of speech principals ... ascended from the Star Chamber ... affiliated with Aeropagaes Heresy ... enough to drive intellects off the edge ... if you laugh ... it helps in the cover-up you feel from the pain in the ass upper cult!
 
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Spirits rise ... souls fall and thus subtle conceptions ...

Then you get ministerial comments about selfies and unforgivable boobs ... plumber's cleavage is not allowed although the bible requires cloven hoofs for consumption ... and some cleavage is a knock up ... even a dark knock out when felt in the night! All this from an arrangement of god ... a bunch of word ... like things the judae'ns carried out of the veil of Canan ... filtered sour grapes ... or gripes abut somebody else not getting any? Always a whine and few pay attention to reasonable once ...
 
Can strong spirits be separated from that without dis tilla shin?

When you wake to that stranger standing over you with legs spread ... like an eager eagle? You're about to be consumed ... something so whoa men become man stoppers for ... Ka Bung-ga ... Sheldon mist that due to excess intellect and little sensitivity to the fey sects ... this is rapture ...
 
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Three mothers were bragging about their sons.

The first mother said "My son is a bishop, and when he walks into a room, people say "Hello, Your Excellency."

The second mother said "My son is a cardinal, when he walks into a room, people say "Hello Your Eminence."

The third mother said "My son is 7ft tall and four hundred pounds. When he walks into a room, people say "Oh, my God."
 
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