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Why do canibals never eat clowns?
They taste funny!
They taste funny!
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Rest In Peace: tomorrow,tomorrow
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What is Dracula's favorite food?
Nectarines
Nectarines
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After a grueling 18 hour shift, a nurse finally gets off of work but decides to stop at a bank on her way home. She opens her purse, takes out a rectal thermometer, and tries to write a check with it. When she realizes what she's done, she proclaims, "Great. Some a--hole has my pen!"
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One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next
morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of
the homes there.
Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs.
Thibodaux, waiting for help to come.
Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house.
Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the
way back to the house. It kept floating out, then back, out and back.
Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, "Do
you see that baseball cap floating away from the house and then back
again?"
Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yes, that's my husband. I told him he was
going to cut the grass today, come Hell or High Water!!"
morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of
the homes there.
Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs.
Thibodaux, waiting for help to come.
Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house.
Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the
way back to the house. It kept floating out, then back, out and back.
Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, "Do
you see that baseball cap floating away from the house and then back
again?"
Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yes, that's my husband. I told him he was
going to cut the grass today, come Hell or High Water!!"
Hay .. where the expression 6 fete high and rising originates. He whuz into it deeply while Ma was whetting eM inde nuit ... if not awed by the sleeve your considered contempt able ... what happens in a primitive brain before conjunction of spheres ... play NETS that can Ba'aL up inter course of events?
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Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.
That reminds me of one I read in Reader's Digest years ago called "The Tragedy of Canada"
The tragedy of Canada is that Canada could have had American technology, British culture, and French cuisine and instead got American culture, British cuisine, and French technology.
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Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Godde one Yah neva gnoes ...
Later dais enlightenments? A gutte'slaughter is said to be good for desole ... brings the emotions to tiers ... the heat also allows annealing ... softening of dah chit we're fed ... not much but if emotionally somebody can make something of nothing is inversion probable as reciprocal to a gift as grace ... Geo Ghia burns ... that amd whoa man needs a whetting ... thus save Anna ... based on swamps of emotions .. the Midnoght Cultivation of consciousness (when at rest)? Chatter of Loos? That shake up he NDs! Lucy's IT and there chi plunked ...
Is there a vaster form ... the BIG Arrest when one sees the integral a'Moor? Just a leer at the other's Ide now --- Thomas of Peking, oriented to chaos? Really!
Later dais enlightenments? A gutte'slaughter is said to be good for desole ... brings the emotions to tiers ... the heat also allows annealing ... softening of dah chit we're fed ... not much but if emotionally somebody can make something of nothing is inversion probable as reciprocal to a gift as grace ... Geo Ghia burns ... that amd whoa man needs a whetting ... thus save Anna ... based on swamps of emotions .. the Midnoght Cultivation of consciousness (when at rest)? Chatter of Loos? That shake up he NDs! Lucy's IT and there chi plunked ...
Is there a vaster form ... the BIG Arrest when one sees the integral a'Moor? Just a leer at the other's Ide now --- Thomas of Peking, oriented to chaos? Really!
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How many sorority women does it take to change a light bulb?
30: 1 to change the light bulb and 29 to stand around taking pictures.
30: 1 to change the light bulb and 29 to stand around taking pictures.
A ghost of a chance when enlightening those in need of the Shadow to determine where wiles ... conceiving something without thought so they could wish this on their dot-Eire ... while the grand-mother giggles about what feints when the laundry ins aerie in the sun ...
Where did the smudged spot go ... tis a myth ... perhaps neva was ... as a spot difficult to get over ... isolated cults of sex ... one more than the penne ... and it was out ... as tres koine in the fount ...
Where did the smudged spot go ... tis a myth ... perhaps neva was ... as a spot difficult to get over ... isolated cults of sex ... one more than the penne ... and it was out ... as tres koine in the fount ...
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I went to the zoo the other day.
There was only one animal there - a dog.
It was a s**tzu!
There was only one animal there - a dog.
It was a s**tzu!
Yup dogma in de crapper ... ij Zues said ... some things would go down the souer ... that's Ur the ghost with a hole inuit! The dark lass with the sloe Bern ... there are mortals that don't believe in double negatives ... like no-heart ... nos ole? When gathered can you make something of deficiencies and deviants in sects that are veiled?
Some consider the flighty mind is all we have in this spirited world when man is intent on scroo in heis elf ...
Thus intelligence comes and goes like emotions ... both are sort of flighty and oppositional until getting over the spirit of life ... thus that tree befell too ... and is now subtle ... stored away in the abstract ... imagination? It is said by people in steerage ... to be something other than it appears ... like chits Zoe ... feeds to zoo Planck-ton?
Some consider the flighty mind is all we have in this spirited world when man is intent on scroo in heis elf ...
Thus intelligence comes and goes like emotions ... both are sort of flighty and oppositional until getting over the spirit of life ... thus that tree befell too ... and is now subtle ... stored away in the abstract ... imagination? It is said by people in steerage ... to be something other than it appears ... like chits Zoe ... feeds to zoo Planck-ton?
Like that BMR in your eye ... chariots of pyre for heating de Grog? What's awe Grog? Strong's pyrite ... effect various ...
Like Alice some grow and some diminish in temper ... along with ad ole essence as it pops up ... flowering hoer moans? Like a ghost of a chance at conception of either kind?
Like Alice some grow and some diminish in temper ... along with ad ole essence as it pops up ... flowering hoer moans? Like a ghost of a chance at conception of either kind?