Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Luce NDs]

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity.

Was it ambient , ambiguous or sleep walking? Just wondering ... cross-over stuff ... so as to see the other edge ... sometime a tough go round like ... ♀ ... very upended, upsetting and reciprocal! Sometimes demanding requited functions! Stop that ...

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Luce NDs]

Oah ... well oiled metaphor!

Was olive a light in Popeye's continuum as a forte ... given the input of greens?

 

[paradox3]

Q. What do you call the sunny day that comes after two days of rain?

A. Monday

 

[ninj]

I used to own a pencil that once belonged to William Shakespeare, but he chewed on it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

 

[Redbaron]

If I ordered and ax from overseas, and had it shipped to me,


I would have a foreign axe sent.

 

[Mendalla]

The Dad joke is strong with this thread.

 

[Luce NDs]

And the carving of the butt end of the ham fitz!

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Luce NDs]

Ramsey sounds like something out of the Ahk of Atmon's abstract ... it too went down river!

The draw ... Alexandria ... was a booty!

Makes no sense? Recall we're in the real world here ... logic is out ... hold the line!

 

[Mendalla]

 

[Luce NDs]

In that Obit is an eccentric ...

 

[ninj]

I accidentally swallowed a bottle of disappearing ink.
Now I'm stuck in the ER waiting to be seen.

 

[Luce NDs]

Abstract Seer????? Tis out there like a ship ah OI! Flagged differentially! Un integrated mathematically ... an AD on ... Planck Constant ... some spooks on board?

 

[Redbaron]

A frog had its DNA tested.
Turns out the frog was part Irish, part Scots, and a tad Pole.

 

[Redbaron]

The guy who stole my diary died.

My thoughts are with his family.

 

[ninj]

Now matter how much you push the envelope, it is still stationery.

 

[Luce NDs]

In some traditions an envelope or folded, container is known as a "kell" thus kell igula degrading to Ich Wana! And some wave it about as brazen ... and ICH in German is the missing sol ... a thot less state directed by dictation ... that's the roué ...

Then there are roué Cis ... and rifts ...

 

[BetteTheRed]

 

[Luce NDs]

Someone Rhode downstream to that one ... thus scholar ship ... observe take notes! Don't walk on things poorly understood ... like abyss ...

It could be a trap or NU's ... then your right intuit! Nothing is left ... and try as you will to make something out of nothing ... the vast desire as Ess.

Expect flames and pyre ... pyrotechnics ... another psyche blown out ...