Some seasonal Dad jokes:
Did you hear about the vampires who went clubbing for Halloween?
They had a bloody good time.
Did you hear about the drunken fratboys and the werewolf?
Everything was fine until they mooned him.
Why was the ghost floating erratically around the haunted house?
Too much boo-ze.
(if you laugh at this one, you have to be at least a millennial)
Snow White walks into a photo shop and drops off a roll of film.
As she leaves, she is smiling and singing, "Someday my prints will come."