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In a domain of total freedom without responsibility ... can you imagine the chit that could fly in the dark?

Almost canonical as the bull ...
 
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you are prepared to handle the Reaper cushions.
 
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you are prepared to handle the Reaper cushions.

Kush?????????????? Perhaps lush ... no hard dark stony space? Grits removed and learning discontinued ... relaxation syndrome? San ess gone ... as a clouded illustration of the wind! Anybody seen it?
 
A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains. "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
“It hasn't affected my brothers though."
 
A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains. "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
“It hasn't affected my brothers though."

Is this easy to bier without adequate suds and froth?
 
Detritus mentalism? Given all that's left over after the destructive phase ... psyche collapse ... or some other word?

Why do we feel like falling when drifting off in sleep? One has to question the psychotic stage as something out of here and now ...

--- I was told that by a Jungian psychologist! The phenomenon of psychosis fascinated him about the source ... some kind of a trick imaging!

Tis funny if not downright odd, or ode further attention!
 
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity.
 
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