Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[You just never know]

I fired my tailor the other day.


His response, "OK fine, suit yourself!"

 

[Luce NDs]

That's rye as that one tied afore the mast ... until coming out of the emotional storm as opinionated chaos ... Anne Belle Leigh in the loos as deep leagues?

No bottom as unhung ... needing support stones? Whett joke! Involves Marah ... imagine adorned bows bent into the waves ... great boo tease?

 

[Jaebius]

I fired my chef the other day because of the disgusting dessert he served me.

He then said, looking down at the thing, "Oh, fruitcake!"

 

[Luce NDs]

I fired my chef the other day because of the disgusting dessert he served me.

He then said, looking down at the thing, "Oh, fruitcake!"

Brute men that believed they were the apple of the hole thing's eye ... thus confusion and chaos about incubus and succubus in the genre divide!

Irrationality is discovered when getting them together for a break in reality ... some people are physically scrooged (screw-edgy) all the time ... addiction to the ineffable?

Word poorly understood as explete and understanding the MS as Kohl 'd? Fresh code compared to the Greater One ... go fi*gure!

The dark (g) ore is misty ... womb in the cosmos as constant chord ... bored and augured? Burnt ocre ...

 

[Redbaron]

As the reporter on the scene in Bethlehem finished her report of on-the-spot news,
"Mother and child are both in stable condition."

 

[Mendalla]

Am I allowed to add "Groan" as a reaction when we get the Reactions in Xenforo 2.1? Because there's a few puns in this thread that deserve it. And I mean that in a good way (I love puns).

 

[Luce NDs]

They can be pun*cionally late ... and still Zion over the spectre ...

 

[Jaebius]

Am I allowed to add "Groan" as a reaction when we get the Reactions in Xenforo 2.1?

Yes please. I want to use it whenever anyone posts to the effect that fruitcake is delicious.

 

[Luce NDs]

Yes please. I want to use it whenever anyone posts to the effect that fruitcake is delicious.

Careful Jae ... you could be skewered ... as meat with a UK figgy Sauce ... HP? Some monstrous power could consume you ... a devi*ate?

 

[You just never know]

After the game last night I decided to toss the ball into the audience like they do on TV.

Apparently this is frowned upon at the bowling alley.

 

[Luce NDs]

And in the cannon area of a British Galley posing as a Man of whatever ... cooking up what isolated folk do ... support anti socialist behaviour?

 

[Jaebius]

At Christmastime, every home needs a yule hog.

Photo: FrogHollow Farm Sanctuary.

 

[Luce NDs]

Rite on with the Black Forest Ham ... ham it up while you can ... a greater power will get cha ...

Pigs are signs of good luck in some traditions ... a consuming context!

 

[paradox3]

What do you call the driveway leading up to the Bates Motel?

The Psychopath.

Sorry, I saw it in a crossword puzzle today.

 

[Redbaron]

When the Magi were visiting Jesus, after they had presented the young child with gold and frankincense, Mary was overcome with emotion, and began to thank them profusely.


"But wait," they said,..... "There's myrrh!"

 

[You just never know]

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

“Freeze a jolly good fellow...”

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

How did the snowman commute to work?

“By icicle.”

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

@Luce NDs might like this...


How’s the alphabet different on Christmas than on any other day?

“There’s Noel.”

 

[Luce NDs]

@Luce NDs might like this...


How’s the alphabet different on Christmas than on any other day?

“There’s Noel.”

Such dark mysterious and byzantine goings on ... all because we choose not to know well atoll! Causes a buzz on the far side of space ... it's consuming as advocates, or other problems sure to occur because of lack of knowledge, intelligence etc. Stuff we don;t get well as"

Consumer group that battles the big telcos blames CRTC for its 'dire' financial troubles | CBC News
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Some say there is no room for clowns and jesters because they illustrate the truth about brute leadership ... de Bate Able?

The chimney was plugged and everything was smouldering and no one wished to know why ...