Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Delightful Life]

"I come from a mixed race family
White and Dark White..."
-- Lachlan Patterson

Vanilla DeSade,
Inannawhimsey

 

[Delightful Life]

"Homophobia makes no sense; getting mad at a man hitting on you is like getting mad at someone for giving you free money"
--Peter White

Genously Stopped,
Inannawhimsey

 

[Luce NDs]

If Nous is mind or intellect ... whats G* Nous?

Possibly the darker side of lights ... if someone pulls a Moen ... turn it around ... see if it all cheeks out ... pulls a ras peree ...

 

[Mendalla]

Seasonal xkcd.

 

[Luce NDs]

Dark humour as it passes round?

Who created this generally well-spread bell of the Ba'aL?

 

[You just never know]

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.

 

[Luce NDs]

And some folks say there is no frothy situations as quantum bi chance!

BUMP! Tis an impact with another you can't see for the radiance ... glory bees ... BJ's? Just a flash on considered unknowns ... these may be encountered ... perhaps not ... chance?

 

[You just never know]

How do you protect a cheese castle?

With moatzarella….

 

[You just never know]

A lizard walks into a pub pushing a stroller with a baby in it."What's your kids name?" the Bartender asks.

"Tiny", says the lizard. " Because he's my newt."

 

[Luce NDs]

Are Nous ETs like descending thoughts from beyond ... out there and Kohl!

Carbonaceous star cycles ...

 

[You just never know]

Are Nous ETs like descending thoughts from beyond ... out there and Kohl!

Carbonaceous star cycles ...

I'd like to cycle to the stars Luce. Riding a bike in zero gravity would be the bomb!

 

[Carolla]

I'd like to cycle to the stars Luce. Riding a bike in zero gravity would be the bomb!

just an aside - I saw something about the international space station recently - they have a stationary bike up there for daily exercise - they wear the clip in cycling shoes & the bike does not have a seat! No need as they just float above their anchored feet! They did install some hand grips to make using it easier. Quite amazing.

 

[Luce NDs]

I'd like to cycle to the stars Luce. Riding a bike in zero gravity would be the bomb!

After a lifetime of cycling in the steep hills of NB ... I once cycled with a friend west of Montreal in the flat lake district ... the gravity of it was almost negligible!

He was fascinated at how I could maintain a pace ... even with diminished aortic capacity! There are resolutions but one must dig, ask and knock the question about ... mystery abounds! Scares the crap out of some meats ... thus vegans ... strange plants ... scions!

Many have blind faith about strangers ... they must be bad ... as a rite!

 

[You just never know]

just an aside - I saw something about the international space station recently - they have a stationary bike up there for daily exercise - they wear the clip in cycling shoes & the bike does not have a seat! No need as they just float above their anchored feet! They did install some hand grips to make using it easier. Quite amazing.

That does sound like fun!

 

[You just never know]

I had to clean out my spice rack. Everything was old and hard and had to be thrown out.

It was such a waste of Thyme.

 

[Luce NDs]

Thyme is a bit of me in thy ... and thus the time is hard to take ... given inherent conflicts!

It may be temporal ... if augered ... thus hollow string ... a mire theory like nothing ... a gap eh!

God as word? Would that be strange and raise conflicts ...

Humans are into that and thus the intuit ... until their back is up and pondering divine ethics ... a profoundly worrisome topic ... thus cognitive dissonance ...

They are trouble putting together ... or so I gather! The result of hollows strings of speech from oval areas that are out of the round ... such raven and spit 'n over unknowns and nothing is read into it as traditions goes ...

 

[Mendalla]

I bought a new Bible yesterday but discovered that the Gospels were Matthew, Luke and John. Apparently the publisher missed the Mark.

 

[paradox3]

I bought a new Bible yesterday but discovered that the Gospels were Matthew, Luke and John. Apparently the publisher missed the Mark.

Could have posted this on the Mark thread for a little comic relief.

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

I just saw a message on a sidewalk sign outside of a trendy clothing and home accessory store downtown. I thought might be advertising a sale; instead it said: "I just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly the dog isn't doing his chores."

Funny sign. Advertising nothing. It also happens to be near a weed store. That sign, then, makes total sense.