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"I’ve just found out there are no gay bars in Mosul. Can we get crowdfunding for this? I shouldn’t think property is too expensive out there."
--Titania McGrath
 
What's Ba Builđ on ... po eM I'z ole!

Tis a hummer of a stinker being others would like to control and not read into what might guide 'n myth! The dark knight threatens those with flaring desires ...
 
Author, YouTube host, and video producer Hank Green tweeted this one this morning.

Sometimes my two year old replaces T noises with K noises, so we had a bit of a surprise when said "cotton balls" this morning.
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Luce NDs said:
That'pointed ... like a wall of brick ends the festively quick? Seriously ... after Christmas, the downs ...

Pun chew ate it alone ...
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I think it might b a worthy profession as well
Like the Holy Temple Prostitutes
Professional Friends...with Benefits :love:

Anarchistic Monarchy
 
Oh Randall ... that is terribl ... y funny! Astronomy humour at its ... finest?

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(Randall Munroe used to work for NASA, BTW)
 
Forth coming spatial closure ... as nothing collapses into a hard knot of laughter ... bosun?

Tis a particle of great strange Ness ... like drifting off to rest; : Whee, its dark inside!"

Particle or point of mystery?????????
 
La qui Ire est lack of cognizance ... that's bo's UN (a very dark particle)! Alternate awareness or the experience of losing IT ... as a giving up or saac'r f(ice)? Suite in the icing as the booty cools ...

Rhume cake is popular at German Weddings ... when two ends come together ... in the midst of hope!
 
How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it, one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.
--from ahajokes dot com

Just Random,
Inannawhimsey
 
There was a fourth wiseman, but his gift was not well received. What did he offer? Why, fruitcake of course. :D
 
Subductile humour meant to ridicule what others like and care for ... Salvation Army Joke to save the others from what you don;t like but others do ... that's infringement on other's ... crewed lights? Tis occult overrun of respectful freedom ...

Of course that doesn't exist in some regulatory orders!

I often wondered about dislike for that heh'm of being onward Christian Soldier ... and the crushing of others ... no matter! Brutishly forewater when there are subtle literary devices ... demos as satur is common about us!

The ideal passion is to beat eM senseless ... God wins ... now off to the other's ide ... Dais 've dead... God rests his case ... hollow 'd oubt ... OBI'd fore shortened ... to allow for psychosomatic on SET! Nothing like sit ... psychic arrest and silent observations of emotions going by ... poor nog rap hix view of inspects! Not expected science ... dark arts ... construed intelligence strewn about ... Moor to gather?

Get a grip mon ... the broad base suffers Tous ... just tu-tu mutch ...
 
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