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In school I was always lousy at Greek Mythology, guess you could say it was my Achilles Elbow. :rolleyes:

Good for a Reuben or ribbing if you have the pudge to accept the blo' ... different phonetics can screw the understanding ... and many mistakes in the expression have caused rising emotions ... Eris as in dissonance?

Then are fenders made for in dents, or plucking as Gui Tars? Archetypical lyres ...

There are closed sols that believe not in string theory ... with variance greatly excluded to support temporary independence ...
 
Did you hear about the confused Egyptian boy?

Seems his daddy was a mummy. :confused:

Does that have a dual spirit as Elijah and Elisha ... as djinn ETi callais ... it could be a franc inclusion problem ...

Such things haunt the thoughts ... if you haven't locked them up in a dark aria ... Black Spirituality as in the deeper southern parts?

Thus we are introduced to the great un-conscious .. or all that is unknown to the know wit aLs .. wit-al that what are our greatest expectations? Mire aspirations of gritty nature ... Ci Libra? Booty in light restraint ... curios don't yah think ...
 
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus.

"You mean 'martini', don't you?" says the bartender.

"If I wanted two, I'd say so," the Roman replies.

(I think I knicked that Latin lesson from Wayne & Schuster's Rinse the Blood Off My Toga)

Resembles august in winds that are part of the dry season when the humidity is on the way in ... with autumn rains of the Kohl 'r nature .. thus the passions drifts ... these may blow the older loves away ... Mar Tye' us to the sacrificial wars ... or self cana Ba'aL I Zation ... derived from Razzing ...
 
An old one...from memory
Bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
"Sorry but we don't serve beer to bears in bars"
"If you don't give me a beer I'll eat that woman over there."
"Go right ahead."
So she did so.
"Now give me a beer."
"I don't give beer to bears in bars on drugs"
"What???"
"That was a bar bitch you ate."
 
"Out of nowhere she tells me that Oliver Stone - you know, the director - she's like, 'He has this huge Asian fetish, and I find it totally offensive.' And I'm like, 'Why, Kwan? That sounds awesome.' She's like, 'I'm offended because I'm Asian.' And I was just like, 'Well, I'm sorry, but I didn't even notice that. I thought you were just really tired.'"
--Amy Schumer
 
"Liberals will buy anything a bigot writes. In fact, they really support hate mongers. George Lincoln Rockwell, the leader of the American Nazi Party is probably a very knowledgeable businessman with no political convictions what so ever. He gets three bucks a head and works the mass rallies consisting of nothing but angry Jews, shaking their fists and wondering why there are so many Jews there. And Rockwell probably has only two real followers - and they're deaf. They think the swastika is merely an Aztec symbol."
--the great Lenny Bruce, who sacrificed himself 4 free speech
 
"If anybody comes up to you and says, "My kid is a conservative - why is that?" you say, "Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?"
--Mort Sahl, pioneering social satire comedian. Also an American-Canadian (the best of both worlds)
 
We were talking about stuff that sells at farmer's markets, etc., and stuff that isn't worth it. Socks ain't worth it. It is a loved person with a sock drawer with several pairs of hand knits socks (me).
 
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