Someone suggested a joke thread............................

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Then there was the person questioning and understanding the word service;
  • Like government service
  • Commercial service as busy effort
  • Church services
  • Robert Service as bobbin conception of darker matters
Then there was the attention to the farmer getting his cow serviced ... and in the BS the listener realized the real meaning ... and from there on we were entangled ... thus screwed towards definite understandings ...

Thus one should always listen carefully even when emitting ... causing need for dual actions ... not common with one-way activity ... the appropriate grace (tis a given)! No t'anks required?

From there to think tanks ... something dark to draw from ...
 
Leave no stern untoned

New Social Media Jokes whittled down to their essence
Why slog through all those pointless set ups stories and patriarchical narratives? Just the punch lineTM.
 
KayTheCurler said:
Elsewhere someone suggested that we could have fun with a joke thread. It sounded like a good idea to me so decided to start one. My personal preference is for jokes related to religion in some way. I offer for you the following:

After he opened the door of the Ark, Noah told the animals to go forth and multiply, which they did - most of them. A little while later, he found a pair of snakes that hadn't multiplied and asked them why not.

"We can't multiply," they replied. "We're adders."

Well, this was quite a dilemma, so Noah asked God what he should do. God told him to construct a platform out of stripped tree trunks and put the snakes on the platform. Noah did so and the snakes multiplied forthwith. And so Noah learned the deep spiritual truth that adders need log tables to multiply.
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KayTheCurler said:
Elsewhere someone suggested that we could have fun with a joke thread. It sounded like a good idea to me so decided to start one. My personal preference is for jokes related to religion in some way. I offer for you the following:

After he opened the door of the Ark, Noah told the animals to go forth and multiply, which they did - most of them. A little while later, he found a pair of snakes that hadn't multiplied and asked them why not.

"We can't multiply," they replied. "We're adders."

Well, this was quite a dilemma, so Noah asked God what he should do. God told him to construct a platform out of stripped tree trunks and put the snakes on the platform. Noah did so and the snakes multiplied forthwith. And so Noah learned the deep spiritual truth that adders need log tables to multiply.
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Hi. Im new here. QUOTE was cute!
 
"I am so full I am 90% Fijian food" *holding my hand just below eye level*
-- me on Eid 2017 after being asked if I wanted some more food
It was a good crowd. These Muslims laughed my lame jokes. There is hope.
 
Waterfall said:
There are 2 rules to success:

1. Never reveal everything you know
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This may counter the rule about telling truth outwardly in a world crazy enough to take truth as a lie ... otherwise falls Nous!

In prisons this is called the blanketing case ... some find it q'wilting if what goes on under cover is just too long! Thus rest ensues as a fall of darkness ... mooning in the shadows, or a whispering in the pines as underground intelligence is sacredly passed on and over ... Hebrews story, celebrated with great grits! Not celibate as earlier thought under a dome stick affair ... some fabric of propriety was dropped ... what goes on in the kitchen is ova'n oriented!

In a world of citii (chaos) this alternate chaos of enjoying Contact ... is only a filmy incident in the greater reality of non virtue in the greater case! Carl Sagan found this through a hole in science ... a parallel to the holy ghosting! It too is motivational ... regarding unknown dark arias ...

The grey areas represent schism ... between black and white and the relationship thereof ...

Real humans cannot relate ... consider powerful leaders at the helm ... po' steerage? Or in front end of a rant and rage? Cuases the latent urge in humans to get out of here and now ... I resist because ... something of learning could be Mrs.'d? That'd be Hur ... nemesis!

Beyond presence ... is the sapiens stage of demos ... there are dragons out there ... dark, haree and breathing fire ...
 
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The best thing about Trump being President is that it means Chris Christie isn't. Why the people of New Jersey haven't tarred and feathered the b**tard is beyond me.
 
Trump can't find his limo when it is right in front of him.
Christie 'didn't catch any sun' - he was wearing a hat.

Yet they got elected??????
 
Eratosthenes

Is such an epithet a forerunner or follower of Erasmus ... just for a fair ratio in an irrational time of chaos ... so we could meet the empiric of god without clues ... the advocate then would be the pondering part ... aD Amon to those wishing to avoid reflection and Kanah ... as a' roué-L! But few get the meaning of Aamon ... tis the terminal part ... of the temporal run ... Aaron ode! Tsi an Eide -A ... on the go ...

Approximates a dark sol out of Africa ... the mysterious continent ... the mystery reins ... thus jungles and swamps to secure undercover concepts ... an abstract dip ... Bath a' Chi Ba ... leaves a wise man without Q-Loo's ... Cloes .. time for burying ... thus hidden talents ... a djinn ET ihc thingy?

All hidden in expansive word ... the epithet groans ... dirty old men? Where do you expect to find fertility ... as thought!
 
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