Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Luce NDs]

Ah the late senior humour of things passé! Is there still an urge to associate even though nothing comes of it as proof of god being there? Tis an older comprehension held by Ben Franklin when he stressed that older women still liked attention as after a point attention fainted away ... Maurice Chevalier repeated it in: Thank Heaven for Little Girls!

Thus the ancients still retain the little one as a wish inside ... some call it the child of love ...

Is love an immature comprehension? How would I know I've been told in church that I as gods herd shouldn't know ... words from the primal swamp as it rots? Some psyches are like that ...

 

[You just never know]

Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."

 

[crazyheart]

groan

 

[crazyheart]

 

[Luce NDs]

Be careful of who's house you get caught splitting hairs ... it could be Eire!

Authorities don't like de tailing ... ignore the small stuff?

Just another scroo' whop to allow diversity ... the way it was in the primal state ... that's ID when everyone was cranked out of their minds ... edified, or a' defi*able condition ... to a point ^ of light where it first settles in the round ...?

 

[crazyheart]

Dentist's Hymn ....................... Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn ....... There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn ................... The Church is One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn ........................................ Holy, Holy, Holy ...
The Golfer's Hymn ..................... There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn ..................... Standing on the Promises!
Optometrist's Hymn ................ Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn .................................... I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn ................................................ Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn .................................... Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn .................................. Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn ...... I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Therapists Hymn ....................................... He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn ..................................... The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
55 mph........................ God Will Take Care of You
75 mph............................ Nearer My God To Thee
85 mph...................... This World Is Not My Home
95 mph............................ Lord, I'm Coming Home
100 mph................................. Precious Memories

 

[Luce NDs]

You forgot the sect -ist song ... My Lord My God I Come ... separates the men from the other ... anti Semitic Lie as left there?

As if it wasn't an icon of some kneading, knelling and great ringing of belles ... by those Niamh, or Liam! Makes a great legend for the dipping portion ... often chaos in the representation thereof ... to a point ...

 

[Delightful Life]

A Higgs boson slides into the front pew
The priest asks what its.doing there
"You cant have Mass without me"

 

[You just never know]

Ah, physics humour to start my day...may the force be with me.

 

[Luce NDs]

Is the dark force metaphysical ... obscure and unseen? Angels as Ba Toute 've eLLe?

 

[Delightful Life]

Three statisticians go duck hunting. The first one shoots wide to the right
the second shoots wide to the left.
The third says, “We got him!”

 

[Redbaron]

Yes, I can keep secrets. It's all those people I tell it to that can't keep their mouths shout.

 

[Luce NDs]

Yes, I can keep secrets. It's all those people I tell it to that can't keep their mouths shout.

No Nous-y thingy that is metaphysical? An abstract comprehension? Kind a' dark ... like that biblical formless void ...

It's out there ...

 

[Delightful Life]

"I’ve lost an electron!”

“Are you sure?”

“I’m positive!”

 

[Luce NDs]

"I’ve lost an electron!”

“Are you sure?”

“I’m positive!”

That's a goo Dunne well-done ...

 

[Delightful Life]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer. The second orders one-and-a-half beers. The third orders one-and-three-quarter beers. The fourth orders—

“Okay, enough.” The bartender slams two beers down on the counter. “You gals should know your limits.”

 

[Luce NDs]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer. The second orders one-and-a-half beers. The third orders one-and-three-quarter beers. The fourth orders—

“Okay, enough.” The bartender slams two beers down on the counter. “You gals should know your limits.”

Thus the beginning of integral biers ... that's the dirt or mire on that metaphor!

 

[Carolla]

seems kinda familiar!

 

[Luce NDs]

seems kinda familiar!

OMG that sounds familiar ...

 

[crazyheart]

Edward James Morgan II