Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Waterfall]

LOL!

 

[Luce NDs]

And some people believe that words in proper order don't have a backhanded understanding in satyr ...

Northrup Fry liked it as a dark area in which to express thoughts of virtue ... while the realists were trying to screw you out of treasures ...

 

[You just never know]

Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

A: A mechanic.

 

[Luce NDs]

Hoers bite ... a nick out of the Amis!

A' di Os Amis goes ...

 

[Delightful Life]

My dad sent me this one
https://www.google.ca/search?q=canada open carry&client=ms-android-samsung&prmd=nvi&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj06euL2IXOAhUO22MKHVn6CWUQ_AUICigD&biw=640&bih=279#imgrc=tJvLfovMaGSdTM:
SFW

 

[crazyheart]

Passed that on first thing this morning. Maybe your dad sent it lol

 

[Luce NDs]

Had one chap in NFLD say it was illegal not to have a beer in hand when on the rock!

Must admit its hard not to as beer makes me happy ... so bier up, be supportive as quantum, bubbly space!

Alas I know people that one or two turns eM into ogres ...

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Luce NDs]

Sounds very Charles Baudelaire-ish! Everyone needs an addiction ... *giggles* are OK!

 

[crazyheart]

 

[Delightful Life]

https://m.facebook.com/gorillapigspage/

 

[Luce NDs]

Is gorilla pig a very tacky hawg ...? How to render that down ...

 

[Redbaron]

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? Because they have no attachments.

 

[Luce NDs]

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? Because they have no attachments.

Pure isolation-ism?

 

[Mendalla]

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? Because they have no attachments.

LAST as I expire groaning at that exquisite pun.

 

[Luce NDs]

Is exquisite ethereal?

 

[You just never know]

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to step out of the car. After looking the man in the eye the police officer says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man is indignant and replies, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

 

[Luce NDs]

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to step out of the car. After looking the man in the eye the police officer says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man is indignant and replies, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

Thus chit flies ... that buzz about the facetiae of power ... Moor LAN dissonance? Down to earth disturbance as laughter in the background ... could be the satyrs ...

 

[Carolla]

perhaps not technically 'a joke' - but gave me a chuckle -

 

[Luce NDs]

It may be all the bode an pores ... a lady a church the other day told me she leaks in hot weather and it clouds her glasses ...

I'll drink to that along with the syllabus on Charles Baudelaire ... on modern bawdiness in levity! Perhaps we lost the Pi Xie dust ... and the urge to float off ... pseudo nymph of what could be ABBA'd trip if someone comprehends what was meant to be mindless activity ... scroo 'nuptials ...

Is that Nous, or just another man led on in de Mu's ...