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Mental battery for conservationists ... another extreme of polity ... generally an unknown as "X" ...

We are told we are not to understand sex and intercourse and thus the powers kept the females illiterate ...
 
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Bode an waiting ... that excludes the maas of eliminated thoughts ... proving Webster was right on; intellect is all out side the body of wiles ... or the pete lost principle of the thing when stuffed some where that could extract some intelligence from an opposing body in anxious domains ... a kind of aboriginal stress-Eire when rapture is eminent ... thus thought are declared a' goes ... sometime inscribed as egos ... just to maintain chaos as wished ...
 
Is this the cause (Cos) of alternate genes and jinns ... a mire ghost of belle chance regarder le Mir Noire (in bete) with Jean d'ark ... a broad warrior ... and thus I'll see you in my imagination ... or Ire in good night g'URL ... and that info was hurled out ... for the outliers!

In Einstein's concepts the hints are scattered through space, time and light of the situation that must be gripped or a matter of cognizance if one can get beyond present context! He had difficulty with that unrelated stuff as eliminate din the dark and distant unknown ... an eternal thingy! God rests untouchable ... an ineffable if you can't grasp that ...
 
An guest preacher was speaking in a fairly traditional church. People were sitting, nodding politely, but not overly enthusiatic in their response but that didn't seem to affect his passion. He shouted out "Who in this congregation is sick, or worried, or hurting in some way? Who wants the Lord's blessing? Who wants to be healed?" The congregation shifts in their seats but no one comes forward. He tries again "Surely there is someone here today that is worried, burdened by care. Don't be hesitant - just come forward." A young man raises from his seat and comes hesitantly to the front.
"Hallelijah, thank the Lord for this courageous young man. What is worrying you, son?" "My hearing" the boy whispers. "Your hearing?" The preacher places his hands on the boy's ears and looks up to heaven, calling on the Lord "Thank you Lord, whatever we ask in your name you will give us. Look down upon this your child and bless him. etc, etc." Another shout of Hallelujiah and he releases the young man. "Tell me now, is your hearing better."
"I don't know, Reverend. My hearing isn't until next Tuesday afternoon."
 
Thus those hellish questions continue to burn as a metaphorical torch ... tis an uneven heat and thus the scattered effect of human estrous ... thus the shed trousseau ... and someone held their water ... they were like the Celts Piscine after ...

Did they know what they were fishing fore? If you don't know where you came from what's to follow ...? That's obviously beyond us as a people dead against the teachings of love maqon ... which often proves to be nothing ... as absence makes the heart stronger ... especially if IT is un thought of ... the spin off? Devoid hosts, or bred without a clue ... Q'luce?

Some abstract distractions may assist as the other chaos ... under the laws or loss of devoid space you get deplug ... BUNG!

It could be rye or Black Bread as a fete in the abstract mode ... bete noire? Something to be faced up to whatever way you approach it ... yule be gone too!
 
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Seeler said:
Two jokes shared by people associated with the UU church in town -
At a Unitarian funeral "All dressed up and no place to go."
And
What does a Unitarian do when he's really mad at someone? "He burns a question-mark on their lawn."
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A Unitarian father takes his son to the ER after an accident at home. The doctor realizes the boy's shots are out of date and that he needs a tetanus shot. As the doctor fetches a nurse to get the needles and vaccine and such, the boy asks, "Is this going to hurt, Daddy?"

"I don't know, son," says the father, "Probably not but if I was sure of anything, I wouldn't be a Unitarian."

We UUs have a slew of rather bad jokes we tell about our proclivities and eccentricities. I actually heard this one long before I became UU myself and didn't really "get" it until I became one. Really, though, "agnostic" might actually fit better than "Unitarian" in this one.
 
Don't you love it when people come to grips with doubts and travel with them to learn the hard points of Gods before they shaft yah?

Consider Jesus with his doubtful best fried ... a satyr -ist or parabolic propagandist of Machiavellian nature?

In a world based on lies tell the truth to very few real people ... speak mostly to your self so they lyon ones will believe you crazy ... they'll avoid yah ... and you can be lazy or laid back about what thye believe you should be doo'n ...
 
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of class was scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on.


He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.



He was told to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.

He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.



She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.



'I thought I told you to call your mum!' she said. 'I did,' he said,



'And she told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime, she'd come and pick me up from school.
 
crazyheart said:
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of class was scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on.


He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.



He was told to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.

He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.



She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.



'I thought I told you to call your mum!' she said. 'I did,' he said,



'And she told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime, she'd come and pick me up from school.
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One has to get a handle on humus ...
 
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine, when he saw two men by the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food", the poor man replied.

"Well then, the lawyer said, "you can come with me to my house."

"But sir", the man answered, "I have a wife and two children with me."

"Bring them along", and turning to the second man he said, " and you come with us also."

"In a pitiful voice, the man said," But sir, I have a wife and six children with me."

The lawyer extended his invitation to them as well.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as a limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows, turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it." "You will love my place, the grass is almost a foot high."
 
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