Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[You just never know]

A couple of missionaries knocked on my door and handed me a leaflet.

I said, “Wait a minute, this is a blank piece of paper.”

They replied, “I know, we’re atheists.”

 

[Luce NDs]

Blank Slate Conspiracy ... a theory all alone! --- Steven Pinker!

This is said to be carried out without a thought ... a sort of physical crisis in a cynical instant!

 

[You just never know]

What did the cleaner say when she jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

 

[Redbaron]

One of my friends had his water cut off.

I sent him a Get Well card.

 

[Luce NDs]

Arid humus?

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Luce NDs]

Imagine Din Kay folks destroying the support system ... more are-Ide humus ... indicative of the celestial joke we're in ... ar*EIde?

Imagine transparent al wisdom ... clearly looked through ... oligarchs can't see it!

 

[Redbaron]

I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention, disguised as a doctor.

Somehow, they could tell I wasn't the real McCoy.

 

[Luce NDs]

I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention, disguised as a doctor.

Somehow, they could tell I wasn't the real McCoy.

Then you were out ... an OBI attribute ... heh begone!

 

[ninj]

Falcons live about 13 years in the wild, so that means all falcons were born in the 21st century. That makes them Millenial Falcons.

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Luce NDs]

Wasn't Puck a magi-C attribute in a story MS Pelt and mostly about Aris?