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ninj

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A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in.

“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.

“I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.”

The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?”

The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”
 

Redbaron

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Genie: I grant you three wishes.
Me: OK, first I'd wish for a world without lawyers.
Genie: Granted. You have no more wishes.
Me: But you said I had three coming to me!
Genie: So sue me.
 

Luce NDs

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Genie: I grant you three wishes.
Me: OK, first I'd wish for a world without lawyers.
Genie: Granted. You have no more wishes.
Me: But you said I had three coming to me!
Genie: So sue me.

That's Genie Cis for yah! A beginning of Sue -La! Templar taxes ...
 

Luce NDs

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Won by heh demanding: "wouldn't knows ..."

Because of blind belief ... he didn't ... thus it wasn't ... simple incarnation of naivete! It happens in quantum domains ... dark arias!

May resemble a song of blues that can go on like indigo sky! Hard to see ... ignore antes that go on that way ... unseen! Least of all initially ...
 

Redbaron

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A woman walks into an optometrist's office for an eye exam. The optometrist put a contraption over her face and eyes, and asks her what she can see.

'I see empty airports and schools, closed restaurants and bars, and sports being played in front of empty stands,' she replies.

'That's great!' the optometrist exclaims. 'You have 2020 vision!'
 

Luce NDs

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Gasp ... the kind of humour that takes you breaths away ... blunder boobs?

Abreast of cackle ... at those that say there is no such thing as satyr and metaphor as par a doxes! It is so writ!

Inscribed on the darkness of sol as Black Donna ... donated? Donus recommended by the fixers ...

In nothing look for the humus ... and it shall be chucked!
 
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