Did you hear about the woman in NY who had drunk driving charges against her dropped because she has a rare condition called, something like "Brewery syndrome" where her own body converts food into alcohol! She was pulled over at a road check and smelled like alcohol but she wasn't "tipsy". How's she supposed to go anywhere without someone judging and complaining!
Yes I heard of various cases like this .. one in Japan where a man had his system upset because of nuclear fallout and he was inebriated on a constant basis ... until medical authorities figured out how to correct the imbalance of bacteria an fungi in his system.
Might be treacherous but could cut down on the boo's bill ...