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Sirius, the dog star, is moving closer to earth at a rate of nine miles per second.
This means one day we could be in Sirius trouble.
I keep buying leeks because I have potatoes, then buying more potatoes because I have too many leeks.
It's a Vichyssoise cycle.
Seriously, this is how my brain works in a grocery store:
On list:
- Eggs
- Bread
- disinfectant wipes
So, get bread, then notice a package of whole wheat English muffins for 50% off. Head towards wipes, but wait, what am I going to eat with the muffins? I'm getting eggs, so that's Eggs Benedict. And oooh, Lou's pre-sliced package of pea-meal bacon is on sale for $3.99. But then it needs Hollandaise, chances of me making hollandaise is approximately zero, so then we add a package of hollandaise sauce mix, which is never on sale, even if you buy 3... Pick up wipes, and by the time I get to eggs realize I'd better buy two dozen. And that's how $10 of intended groceries turns into $25. Every frigging time.
Reacted with a laugh but "eek" might be more appropriate.I'm in the ER.
I don't want to bore you with the details, but the "Dyson Ball Cleaner" is a dangerously misleading product name.
If Wonder Woman married Howard Hughs, divorced him, then married Henry Kissinger, she would be Wonder Hughs Kissinger now.
70% of our planet is water that isn't carbonated.
Therefore our planet is flat.