Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[paradox3]

That joke is going to be hanging around your neck for a while I think.

Took me a minute

 

[ninj]

That joke is going to be hanging around your neck for a while I think.

 

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[ninj]

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

 

[Luce NDs]

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

Thus Nutcracker Suites ... sometimes bitter when the dirt strikes back as mother earth foul ... Terre able state ... but something to stand upon ...

 

[ninj]

 

[Redbaron]

What do you call a lineup of cabs in front of the Dallas airport?

The yellow rows of taxis.

 

[ninj]

 

[Luce NDs]

Everyone needs a little light in their lives ... given the proliferation of heavies ... then there is the density of a vest cloud of word ... by God there it is again!

Don't get it because it is a difficult etude ... hard as blarney, right chaotic!

Some folk only believe one word of ide ...

 

[Redbaron]

I'm considering taking up coin collecting


I think the change will do me good.

 

[Luce NDs]

Still works in some bussing ... when approached with; "penny for a thought"? Thus you see what it costs yah ... sophisticated? Bet on it! Then you goes ...

 

[ninj]

 

[Luce NDs]

In good spirits they Hoff dite ... and many words departed ... forgotten expressions ... when literacy is finished ... there will be mute space as wrought ... past scratchings?

 

[Carolla]

 

[ninj]

Yesterday I ate a clock. It was time-consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.

 

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[ninj]

Someone is stealing the wheels off of police cars.
Law enforcement is working tirelessly to catch the thief.