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Dr. Frankenstein once entered a body-building contest.

Seems he seriously misunderstood what the contest was all about.
 
Misunderstanding is not part of the paranormal ... understanding is really weird tho'! Could even be caste with the lot that are beyond the sea of lye ...

Going against it could burn yah ... nothing left but the bones!
 
Last night I dreamed that I was a vinyl 33 1/3 RPM album.

I woke up this morning feeling groovy.
 
Intuit is now out ... as the topic could be covered up no longer as upstanding in the epistemological enigma ... thus extant!

Many could not observe this occurring ... due to obscure nature of humanity! So much we cannot observe due to sacred ... occult activities? Thus we just cannot know ... as the extant is immortalized ... exhausted and spent ... was that smooth or qui ... Ք as "keh" or Kate? Sectors departed ... regular hole ... Punched Julian ... some say IOlian ... unfigured!
 
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I keep buying leeks because I have potatoes, then buying more potatoes because I have too many leeks.
It's a Vichyssoise cycle.
 
Seriously, this is how my brain works in a grocery store:

On list:
- Eggs
- Bread
- disinfectant wipes

So, get bread, then notice a package of whole wheat English muffins for 50% off. Head towards wipes, but wait, what am I going to eat with the muffins? I'm getting eggs, so that's Eggs Benedict. And oooh, Lou's pre-sliced package of pea-meal bacon is on sale for $3.99. But then it needs Hollandaise, chances of me making hollandaise is approximately zero, so then we add a package of hollandaise sauce mix, which is never on sale, even if you buy 3... Pick up wipes, and by the time I get to eggs realize I'd better buy two dozen. And that's how $10 of intended groceries turns into $25. Every frigging time.
 
Seriously, this is how my brain works in a grocery store:

On list:
- Eggs
- Bread
- disinfectant wipes

So, get bread, then notice a package of whole wheat English muffins for 50% off. Head towards wipes, but wait, what am I going to eat with the muffins? I'm getting eggs, so that's Eggs Benedict. And oooh, Lou's pre-sliced package of pea-meal bacon is on sale for $3.99. But then it needs Hollandaise, chances of me making hollandaise is approximately zero, so then we add a package of hollandaise sauce mix, which is never on sale, even if you buy 3... Pick up wipes, and by the time I get to eggs realize I'd better buy two dozen. And that's how $10 of intended groceries turns into $25. Every frigging time.

Can someone raise a metaphor for distributed thoughts? That might get you around the coherence of una WOKE! Sort of like entropy ... if everything is going somewhere what does entropy collect as? Kohl ... or just dark subtle unknown ... folly? These may come in circles ... eddies ... Wahl effects ... sowed under ... will it come up again?

Like a thought ... only the essence remains as dark (gamma, g) hei stalt? Stuck A' ... mental sea ... sure! Duck ... the only way to go down ... considering the distant relation of the "d" with the "f" in differentials of transliterations! Ling uis tics are like that ...
 
If Wonder Woman married Howard Hughs, divorced him, then married Henry Kissinger, she would be Wonder Hughs Kissinger now.
 
If Wonder Woman married Howard Hughs, divorced him, then married Henry Kissinger, she would be Wonder Hughs Kissinger now.

Thus complex and sophisticated social observations as studies ... those rendered otherwise wouldn't go that far ... alter go? Against everything ...
 
70% of our planet is water that isn't carbonated.
Therefore our planet is flat.

Now that is so relative to the reaction in the mire of what is statistical and what is desired by those wishing to control what they can't even see ... their behind portions? Ass in 9 forms ... one beyond that is IX in Roman and Ж (Zhe) in Aramaic sight ... a gross dark pol?
 
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