Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[ninj]

How much room does fungi need in order to grow?
As mushroom as possible.

 

[Redbaron]

Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?
Because he was such a fungi.

 

[Redbaron]

Sherlock Holmes was planting a tree in his yard. His friend, Dr. Watson, walked by and asked, "What kind of tree is that?"

Holmes replied, "A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

 

[ninj]

 

[Luce NDs]

What the psyches of the realm need more of ... modified fatty acids ... lignin things ... denied by those despising chemistry and thus hating the unspeakable self ... some claim attached by lignin matter .. fibrous? Chiral bonding ... stuff that occurs between ... media?

Yet alchemy and relations are out in the antisocial realms ...

 

[ninj]

 

[ninj]

I just saw this guy going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, four-leaf clovers and rabbit's feet.
I thought, "He's pushing his luck".

 

[Redbaron]

I was at the post office, when I saw someone yelling into an envelope.

They were sending a voice mail.

 

[Redbaron]

I recently won a 50/50 draw, I got $400.
I donated a quarter of it to charity.

The other $399.75 is going into my vacation fund.

 

[ninj]

I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.

I have a complex complex complex.

 

[ninj]

I just melted an ice cube with my mind by staring at it.
It took a lot longer than I thought.

 

[Luce NDs]

It is a strain ... doo ed ...

 

[Redbaron]

I have written a book, and printed it on onion skin.

Read it and weep.

 

[Luce NDs]

I have written a book, and printed it on onion skin.

Read it and weep.

Under the town hall ight they say ... for those without their own light! The shadow governor ...

 

[ninj]

All my cloning experiments finally paid off.
I'm so excited, I'm beside myself.

 

[Redbaron]

I just finished reading a book called "How to Clean Your Pet Pig."

It was complete hogwash.

 

[Luce NDs]

What did they do with the rinse? Made a law of it in an arid spot ... s' tuff! Like shoe leather or soul ... said that an alien lady lives there! Very sophiticated in her avoidance of some brutes ... not others ... thus alternates survive in deep dark space! That's a drifted thought as draughted ... so it goes!

Parallels a myth about an excluded partner that gave rise to a flame in the east of Adæn ... many cannot see it as brutal space to generating flaming issues ... kind've out of here? Best because of the excessive radiance ... bliinding observation? Occult sentient ... few grasp ...

 

[Luce NDs]

Black Sabbath statement out of date and time! Beyond most ...

 

[Mendalla]

Black Sabbath statement out of date and time!

Not familiar with that album. Which lead singer was on it? (bit of metalhead humour there)

Why did the record store buy a forklift?
To help with moving heavy metal albums around.

 

[Mendalla]

Sometimes, we call this "life"