Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[ninj]

Got any cat jokes hangin around in there?

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How many Hosers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Elsinore is coming back online!
G'day, Eh! All of us!

I just got it

 

[BetteTheRed]

 

[ninj]

Got any cat jokes hangin around in there?

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Mendalla]

I wish Picard and Riker's relationship innthe series had been more.like these memes. Patrick Stewart as the funny guy with Jonathan Frakes as straight man seems like it might work.

 

[Luce NDs]

You cannot deny they travelled a hollow ectoplasm ... eco silent as few insiders would wish to reflect on what was Dunne ... thus all was Black, kind 've abstract ... off course! Divers?

May have been Ephraim of total loss of reason! Baulked at in the darker game ... balks?

 

[ninj]

Who is the Patron Saint of email copies?
St. Francis of A cc

 

[ninj]

I told my daughter that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.
She asked me ...
"How did you know it was on it's way to work?"

 

[Redbaron]

Little known fact: Tweety has a picture of Sylvester on his wing.

It's a puddy tat,

 

[Delightful Life]

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Aww ty
Prrrrtttt! To you
(I like the kitty kar. Our lil dears are such...innovators...)

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Lol meme attack!!!

 

[Delightful Life]

Also I dont know where I got this one

But there was a period of time when I kept on hearing it and reading it...in the 90s


Jesus Saves

Cthulhu knocks in the rebound

 

[Delightful Life]

Or the one I made up to a gaming convention in Seattle

Jesus Saves

Takes 1/2 damage

(I didnt know b4hand that the consite was a Catholic college...there was one student who told me he was initially offended, but came to laugh and say how apt it was for the con)

 

[Luce NDs]

Then the complexity sets in to the distress and stress of the vessel acting as vehicle for temporary sanity ... temporally of course!

Like Christine it was a crusty ole thing ... ghrist liei ...

 

[JayneWonders]

Keep in mind when you are angry and count to ten, that counts as premeditated.

 

[Luce NDs]

Keep in mind when you are angry and count to ten, that counts as premeditated.

That's 10's in the sense of prescience ... when folk avoid omniscient visions ... where we fall short! We really didn't wish to know much ...

 

[Mendalla]

Jesus Saves

Takes 1/2 damage

That's an old one. I think I heard that back in the eighties when I was still playing D&D regularly.

Jesus Saves
Moses invests for better returns

Is another one. I think there's a version that works Muhammad in, too, but I forget how it goes.

 

[Redbaron]

A drill sergeant walks into a bar, and orders everyone around.

 

[Carolla]

 

[Mendalla]

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I suspect a bookstore employee having some fun.

 

[Luce NDs]

All children of god are marked some way ... generally invisible and clear in some perspectives! Accept God gave birth to it ...

It's a love 'n book and the hated don't wish to hear of it ...