Someone suggested a joke thread............................
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I received a comment today about light bulbs ... floaters!
Goes west with Dutch tulips shoved out of the ground because of hoar frost ...
Do light bulbs serve as floaters? being filled with inert gas?
How many republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
None ... simply deny it and live in the dark!
Goes west with Dutch tulips shoved out of the ground because of hoar frost ...
Do light bulbs serve as floaters? being filled with inert gas?
You just never know
Blip, blip, blip....
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
Mad cranks ... may rest up there with helically inclined planes ... like planks on pirated vessels ... they only go so far ... then C'est Fini!
Reminds me of a Ninji comment ... all in black and white (few will connect the spots)!
An instrument of squeeze given the pressures of emotional intelligence --- Dan Goleman would suggest sour grapes for those that didn't understand the drying humus!
Didn't someone write a novel abou Ðite ... scarey breast of myth ... black and overshadowing as dell il ET? And then ET was an old word about trees of wisdom ... outstanding in the field as a SET Watchman ... another denied story for many years on the mythical ferryman in Harper's Leighs ... deep leagues sometime misspelt to cause questions!
Little can be recalled without notable stories to support what hangs loose as deep virtue ... thus ends for dueling! You can tell by the toes going round and round ...
Did you know Ð was once known as "eth" to maintain the ethereality ... a gas? Sort of like a thought on Eire or other High Flight ... and these whistle through ...
Remember that virtue is not that acceptable in high places ... may cause dizziness ... thus the buzzed!
Didn't someone write a novel abou Ðite ... scarey breast of myth ... black and overshadowing as dell il ET? And then ET was an old word about trees of wisdom ... outstanding in the field as a SET Watchman ... another denied story for many years on the mythical ferryman in Harper's Leighs ... deep leagues sometime misspelt to cause questions!
Little can be recalled without notable stories to support what hangs loose as deep virtue ... thus ends for dueling! You can tell by the toes going round and round ...
Did you know Ð was once known as "eth" to maintain the ethereality ... a gas? Sort of like a thought on Eire or other High Flight ... and these whistle through ...
Remember that virtue is not that acceptable in high places ... may cause dizziness ... thus the buzzed!
Redbaron
Pirate fan since the dark ages
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A politician visited a remote little rural village
and asked the inhabitants what the government
could do for them. "We have two big needs,"
said the village headman. "First, we have a small
hospital but no doctor. "The politician whipped
out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said,
"I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow.
What is your other need?" "We have no cellphone
reception in our village.
and asked the inhabitants what the government
could do for them. "We have two big needs,"
said the village headman. "First, we have a small
hospital but no doctor. "The politician whipped
out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said,
"I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow.
What is your other need?" "We have no cellphone
reception in our village.
ninj
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An English landlady was dating two of her tenants, both of them playwrights.
She could not determine which of them to marry; so she decided to let fate choose.
She baked five of her famous baking powder biscuits, putting poison in one of them. She would wed the survivor.
However, the two twisted fate when they split the last one between them -- the poisoned one -- and both died.
The police charged the landlady with...."Killing two bards with one scone.".
She could not determine which of them to marry; so she decided to let fate choose.
She baked five of her famous baking powder biscuits, putting poison in one of them. She would wed the survivor.
However, the two twisted fate when they split the last one between them -- the poisoned one -- and both died.
The police charged the landlady with...."Killing two bards with one scone.".
One may feel a blow to the head when thinking that might have been me in the story ... how myths may erupt in the head if you think to hard of denial of something or other as appears to be a human obsession denoting the common flaw ...
Thus we are degraded by cracks and crevices in the way ... Moses found one in the mountains and heaps of earthy matter ... and there the thought lodged ... restriction of the self same sol? God may have a devious side to his/her/it side ... and then it flips ... and you're in the great beyond.
Some people imagine they are out there before their time ... with a great misunderstanding of the difference of allusion and illusion! Thus sometime all' Luded as Ludites ... footnotes! They are laid down on unseen medium ... unconscious mine ... ah ole thing found when trance-like ... sometimes encountered in unthinking sects! The spirit may descend ... or ascend when it shouldn't ... sustaining turbulance in invisible sees ... C's? Ci Esta ... rest well?
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Especially a committee of powers ... they tend to hang in churches ...