Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Luce NDs]

There are some that say sex and sects are deviated if not incongruent ... or something approximately known! When right into it what is left is all that is to be understood later!

 

[Redbaron]

If your home insurance includes coverage for roof damage caused by a red-suited elf and reindeer hooves, would that be called a Santa Clause?

 

[Luce NDs]

If your home insurance includes coverage for roof damage caused by a red-suited elf and reindeer hooves, would that be called a Santa Clause?

Expect funny fruit on the roof as drop ins from an abstract cognizance ... dreams of the frigid zone and thought arresting ... for those confusing thought with emotional op-eds!

 

[Mendalla]

My shoulder has been hurting the last few days. Could it be a sign that arm-ageddon is coming?

 

[Luce NDs]

Dawn that for a heavy thought!

 

[You just never know]

Jesus, look at the time!

 

[Luce NDs]

In the light of what time it is; ABBA 'down ... or alternately ... you've overslept ... depending on which side of time you are on as amphi ... a word once meaning on or about ... we're not sure being there so large an unconscious psyche out there ... watching! Our pere/piers/pared images in piles? Might as well carve a face onit just for the levity ... and the chuckles will bother the assuming powers!

Pretentious ones that believe they know God's vast in tent where it is dark under the power of fabrication ... may not be finish dyet given what we know about olive IT!

 

[You just never know]

The worst pub I ever drank in was called The Fiddle.

It really was a Vile Inn.

 

[Luce NDs]

The worst pub I ever drank in was called The Fiddle.

It really was a Vile Inn.

Oh sing me another sad song about heh on the roof ...

 

[You just never know]

Saw a guy today lift a car up with his backside.
What a jackass.

 

[Luce NDs]

And they say the joker doesn't come down draught on a cold winter's knight ... keep the flame stoked ... we need levity! Tis ain't Nietzsche .. it swells ... blossoming? How did this blooming item pass? Subtly ...

Understood by all those lo ... sufficiently to look up at the un nominal ayed!

That's ID ... Caesar ... did you see it go for want ... incarnate (something incomplete)!

You can beta host won;t grasp it ... too busy leveraging for dah levite ... wrong Cid ... side/siđe? The option is hertz og ... Check out his quotes ...

 

[Luce NDs]

Is heavenly fallout celestial, or cerebral given that some sage stated that heaven was a state, or spate of mind? Be calm accept the fallacy that there are no metaphors contained in Devonite that dolomitic! North of that bluestone visions ... high on a windy plane ... UN stonehenge 'd or ... plainly unhinged regarding NU's and our collective data?

We can't take it all at once it appears ...
as a blob; dark and formless ...
as red lights in space ...
only the curious stop to make note (nodeit)!

 

[Redbaron]

That food server at the pancake house was really weird.

She gave me the crepes.

 

[Luce NDs]

Flat out after your wealth ...

 

[Redbaron]

Do shy vegetarians avoid meet?

 

[Luce NDs]

Thus the anonymous vegans ... hidden away in vertigo!

 

[Redbaron]

How many grammar cops does it take to change a light bulb?

Too.

 

[Ritafee]

With the rise of self driving vehicles ...
It is only a matter of time until there is a country song ...
Where the guy's truck leaves him.

 

[Luce NDs]

Wagon's did that is some western ballads ... while in the aboriginal surround!

 

[ninj]

To the person who stole my anti-depressants....
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW