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Calgarian or not, not sure the huge difference between one water insect and another. To me, it's like differentiating an ant from a slug.
 
BetteTheRed said:
Calgarian or not, not sure the huge difference between one water insect and another. To me, it's like differentiating an ant from a slug.
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*Cough* not insects. Either of them.

Too many legs, wrong body plan in the case of lobsters though they are arthropods so somewhat related. They are crustaceans, like crab and shrimp.

Clams are molluscs so not even close.
 
Then the lobe steroid of the mind ... a crab on psychic matter vs antimatter?

Stuff of the deep pool ... it being said that medically speaking ... the brain is the large*st gonad ... saint rite? As dark inner sense ... it doesn't know what it creates ... blind steroidal activity? Cosa Nostra ... tis our thing ... from the Island place ... Oaf fey Lia ...
 
Things out of dark pools threaten landlubbers of what is scary belo' the surface ... like ocean going arachnids ... generates snappy responses ... chimera? Fire from the beast of mine ... a deep ole thing?

Perhaps fire expressed because of metamorphosis of sedimentary matter ... meth Anne!
 
You just never know said:
What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?

The Anti-crust. :ROFLMAO:
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Like the innards of the mollusk lady Molly as unsyncable rebel ... syncopation as a pain to those that despise drumming myths ...

They may beat on the roof ... a cool-E Dan's to the heated? Theory of cold shower ... and the rye lady in the pool ... wild rye-cein the concept of it could douse your famishment!

One cannot flame forever ... thus the Black 'Ole Thing-heh ... puff the magi'd ragon ... a stew to get the old chap going against the previous laws ... eth orni issue ...

Thus the bottom of a Nous Mythe presents as breach ... buried info so we'd learn to know B' ETA ... and share Eros n of the empty spot ... a dot Eire in mind?

Such spor can spin the imagination ... brae in stoe 'r min?
 
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(As usual, stolen from Facebook.)

I was vacationing in Spain, and was in my hotel room, when it became apparent that the shellfish I had just eaten may not have been the freshest. As my stomach began to protest, I quickly called the front desk, and, quickly describing my symptoms, asked for a doctor. Within 90 seconds, there was a knock at my room door, from someone who introduced herself as Dr. Segovia. I said, 'Wow, you got here quickly! I didn't think you'd respond this fast!' She replied, 'Si, Senor.....

..... no one expects the Spanish inn physician.'
 
Is the joke thread a place for dark chords? High Jacked ... shai nghi 'd ...

What's a Shai if not a temporal form of Shaw ... and Shaman as part of embarrassment of riches of wisdom that can't be told --- John Nash on Theory of Gamos ... we prefer not to know ... Sai Mn's UN done ... because of the dark lassei ... an aspiration to see what goes round in word to create Din ...

For those that don;t like word outside their circle of understanding any word will dhow it ... thus en dhowed ... Das Bote!
 
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You just never know said:
Think Blue Angel Chords and Shanghai Lily singing you a lullaby. :)
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Datas what appears as de Blues as the band cracks up and blows those Negro spirituals ... poking fun at de white washed from the shadows ... Like Out of Africa if you can read into a dark story ... Hannibal came from there too ... there as a pack a dermi ... depends on which end yah feels with ... cause they are rough all over ... especially when they kneels on yah ...

I like that trumpet player in that James Bond movie where the chord changes as the funeral crosses Bourbon St. T's nuff to wake the dead ... some abstract required ... as in reality it is unimaginable!

There's an interesting liquor that goes into making Blue Angels ... Curacao? It can cure a rake ...
 
Tis all hoe doubt?

I can hear the indigo scratch-NG! Un governmental desire to create a Nous world ... an abstraction?

Some say UN in anon enough to go round ... thus almost anonymous ... halve drug out as druid Griffon ... just dragon along as hind to catch up with the cow'd in that other string ... adding to the insecurity enigma ...

It is what we don't know that really counts for the abyss!

Is the mind an scion of anonymity ... but Master " don;t get it!"

Perhaps that is the point of loosing it ... as thoughts go ... the deviousness of passing it on in dark form of myth ... occurs independent of cognizance ... one of those dark arts of night ... and the archaic Jeans in indigo form ... about to dress down ... rye humus?
 
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Found this whilst tooling aboot the 'net
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Love that Kid :love:
Pretty much how I view life...when I'm grounded and in tune...

Shortly Long,
Inannawhimsey
 
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From a poster on the fridge at work:

Chicken: Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Other chicken: Because if they had 4, they'd be chicken sedans.

(Yes, the poster is for a Bad Dad Jokes calendar)
 
Mendalla said:
From a poster on the fridge at work:

Chicken: Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Other chicken: Because if they had 4, they'd be chicken sedans.

(Yes, the poster is for a Bad Dad Jokes calendar)
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I must confine my giggles as cooped up like adolescent fervor! Tae & agers ...
 
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