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On Colbert tonite during his Confessional segment
I thought crossfit was a way to get abs like Jesus
I thought crossfit was a way to get abs like Jesus
Someone suggested a joke thread............................
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I would charge that if I were selling them. Wool costs $20 itself.
My socks are better than the ones you posted.
Could be an extended yarn ...
The higher' das thingy again ... and still doesn't know the political calm puss ... those dilly's ... they will get you in the night ... as Pantherism ... both Greeks and Romans had these forms ...
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What goes black/white, black/white, black/white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
A penguin rolling down a hill.
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"Waitress: we don't serve blacks here.
Dick Gregory: Well that's fine because I don't eat them."
--Dick Gregory Dick Gregory (@IAmDickGregory) on Twitter
Dick Gregory: Well that's fine because I don't eat them."
--Dick Gregory Dick Gregory (@IAmDickGregory) on Twitter
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Seen these at Powwows. Theyve got a good sense of humour.
the original homeland security - Google Search
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Then there was that secret in Fried Green Tomatoes ... and the Shadowy Sheriff ( of N. Forest) consumed de Light ... thus it went down the neur O' logical tube ... kind 've Semele for myth of mine ... a host doesn't see the non sense hidden there ... a waste of fin' ribbings ... Reub'n? Often there is see no depth to the myth when observed super fis Sah Lie ...
The clerics and curios became a' fati ... life can thicken the best of waste ...
You just never know
Blip, blip, blip....
I was thinking an old school nun rolling down a hill, but a penguin works too!
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A young guy asked a girl to the prom and she said "yes". He wanted to get
her a beautiful corsage. He stood in line for an hour but finally ordered beautiful flowers.
Then he needed a new suit. Again he stood in line but ordered a beauty of a suit.
He wanted to take her in a car that was better than his. So he rented a white stretch limo but again the lie was long.
The big day came and off they went. "Do you want a drink?" he asked her.
BUT THERE WAS NO PUNCH LINE.
Groan line to the left.
her a beautiful corsage. He stood in line for an hour but finally ordered beautiful flowers.
Then he needed a new suit. Again he stood in line but ordered a beauty of a suit.
He wanted to take her in a car that was better than his. So he rented a white stretch limo but again the lie was long.
The big day came and off they went. "Do you want a drink?" he asked her.
BUT THERE WAS NO PUNCH LINE.
Groan line to the left.
That's why the Jude'n line has all the good stories ...
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True story:
My first computer, like a lot of people my age, was the Commodore C64, which came with 64K (64000 bytes) of memory. Many years later I had a weird nostalgic moment when I started buying computers for work that had 64MB (64 million bytes), ie. 1000 times my old computer.
NB. As those actually owned a C64 may recall, only about half that 64K was actually available to users. The rest was taken up by the computer's operating system and a copy of the BASIC programming language.
crazyheart
Rest In Peace: tomorrow,tomorrow
hahahahah, no wonder I didn't get the joke. It was in Dutch.
Tis Ba sic ... a great lead in from sheep heard ...
Words boiled up in chaos?
Could be a brain storm ... or in Celt origins ... a brae instigated to do numbing exercises ... sects are like that ... can bloe a mine ...
You just never know
Blip, blip, blip....
What do you get if you cross an insect with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Bugs Bunny!
Ab unny with tics ... something to look into ...
Perhaps an abstract and where the term rabi 'd occurs ... in the grand imagination!
God's got a great sol ... and burning desire ... cause archetypically ... gods come on knowing little ... the difficulty with full E motives ... as chi is ... as a word this may be sin chrone Nous ...
Perhaps an abstract and where the term rabi 'd occurs ... in the grand imagination!
God's got a great sol ... and burning desire ... cause archetypically ... gods come on knowing little ... the difficulty with full E motives ... as chi is ... as a word this may be sin chrone Nous ...
You just never know
Blip, blip, blip....
A man goes into a Pet shop looking for an unusual pet. On asking the owner he is offered a talking centipede which he snaps up at the bargain price of $50. He takes it home in its own little personal box. Ten minutes after getting home he opens the box "Hello Mr. Centipede do you fancy coming to the pub?" The centipede says nothing. Ten minutes later the man does the same and not a peep from the centipede. Finally, exasperated, he thinks one last chance or its going back, opens the box and angrily shouts, "Hello Mr. Centipede do you fancy going down the pub???" The centipede replies, "I heard you the first time you muffin, I’m just putting my shoes on!"