Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Luce NDs]

Where's the beef in that for those without small whines?

Remember or recall that these are just ephemeral things ... flighty thoughts? Possibly by women as chatty ... at a word some men go to battle without their chatty associates ... sometimes known as dip lo matts for cleaning sol ...

That should flesh that out or flush it in rose order of hue ... in the pinks?

 

[Jon71]

What's the difference between a Lentil and a Chickpea?


Donald Trump would never have a Lentil on his face.

 

[Luce NDs]

Isn't chickpea a character from the spin ache eater?

 

[paradox3]

Isn't chickpea a character from the spin ache eater?

You are thinking of Swee'Pea, perhaps?

 

[Luce NDs]

You are thinking of Swee'Pea, perhaps?

Close enough to lentils on the face ...

 

[Luce NDs]

Len till then when one returns to the alternate virtue ...

 

[paradox3]

Q: What do you call a cat that was born in the United States?

A: A Feline-American.

 

[You just never know]

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A: A widow.

 

[Luce NDs]

Then with widows and orphans the lines of the story get spread all over the page buoyed in chaos of thought --- J'aimes Joy's!

Kind' a makes me think of Snowflake that white gorilla that had over 250 American Sign icons ... right up there to half of the average, which is 600 of 600,000 icons, syllables and words to choose from an unabridged Lexicon ... a book (of conference and congress) few people depend on because of the college of soliloquists that never listen to the alternates in the world of all ... sometimes an awl is needed to augur your way out ... what Freud referred to as a death wish ... a kind of PTSD that is not yet recognized or registered in most sense-awareness sessions ... the life of hue and strange attributes of sol-psyche ... also discounted due to the power of emotions. Where to put eM creation pondered over the paradox ... sometimes referred to as facetiae ... as jext people would not grasp a concept of a person that doesn't take themselves seriously as they are disposable ... only the myth, story, and lies spread go on to complex the world as it spins ... thus my thoughts are writ as of a man of letters ... always despised and degraded by men of power and BS ... look at the attributes applied to Samuel John's UNE as a singular man of word! No wonder he was decomposed ... when everyone wished to insert un-congressed words ... the conference on ide'γs that man be confused with a dark 't' in the Taoism's crypt .. thus it lie there a'cross the yeoman ... the person hoo cares for the hoers mon ... and the script takes another swing at the axis of evolutionary word study ... it may appear as Φ .. phi 'n as something you should mind with the Pi's and skews ... Freudian slips un acceptable by the linguistically seized ... in a momentum of hoer that the mother language could change in a catty Fitz ...

Humans are like that ... half divined ... bifurcated ... and don't kno' wit ... as it appears abstract ... at least to the absolute portion that believe they know eternal things ... that's knotty in regards to the tree of logos ... denied ... irrationally it appears ... asa cross! Para DOX Allah?

Research DOX and Doxies ...

 

[Jaebius]

You are thinking of Swee'Pea, perhaps?

 

[Luce NDs]

Sweat peas are just lent Isle then ...

 

[You just never know]

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Hensen's funeral?

Nothing...

 

[revjohn]

Too soon!

 

[KayTheCurler]

Fight Childhood Obesity.
Eat your child's Easter Eggs.

 

[Waterfall]

 

[Seeler]

As a joke this is funny.
It's ironic that just this morning, the man Seelerman and I drive to church was complaining that he and his wife find our minister's sermons too intellectual. I don't remember ever hearing this complaint before. I told him that I liked an intellectual sermon that challenged me to think about it and stretch my mind.

 

[You just never know]

Two trucks, loaded with thousands copies of Roget's Thesaurus, collided as they left the publishing house last Thursday. According to CBC News, witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied...

 

[Luce NDs]

Gu Done ... or well done to support chaos in understanding ... spoke of in I Corinthians 13 last verse ... what is love if one doesn't understand ?

Thus the mind blown issue ...

 

[Redbaron]

I bought my friend an elephant for her room. She said, 'Thanks.' I replied, 'Don't mention it.'

 

[You just never know]

I've written a book on reverse psychology...DONT READ IT!