Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[crazyheart]

 

[Luce NDs]

Except from some rare republicans that could alter thoughts on their own ... thus directed missals ... NOSH-ite! But they don't even nibble at the hum US ... that crap could be a' th aught!

 

[You just never know]

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

 

[Luce NDs]

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

Common computer mistake ... or so the ground level computers tell us ... a subtle hint?

 

[Waterfall]

 

[Delightful Life]

https://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl...tXOAhVS5WMKHYggCDQQMwgbKAAwAA&iact=mrc&uact=8

 

[Delightful Life]

http://pbfcomics.com/276/

 

[Redbaron]

The guy who invented Auto Correct has passed away.

Restaurant in peace.

 

[Delightful Life]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2009-11-10

 

[Carolla]

Saw our old friend Mike Patterson post this on fb -

Hyphenated.
Non-hyphenated.
The irony.​

 

[You just never know]

 

[KayTheCurler]

In Edmonton some years ago a corner church put up a big board saying "Jesus Saves", On the other corner there was a big neon sign saying " Safeway Saves You More".

 

[Luce NDs]

Salvation ... the great rub in ...

 

[crazyheart]

When God created
Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of peeing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:...
ME!, ME!, ME!,
I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!
Look, it will make my life substantially easier.
Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.
He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and
bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ...
Well, he would not stop showing off.
God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:
What is the other gift? '
God answered:
Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!

 

[Luce NDs]

A brae in what????????

 

[Delightful Life]

200 year old divine wind
https://mobile.twitter.com/mental_floss/status/771224323566690304
(here 4 the explanation:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...ssen-art-actually-form-social-commentary.html )

 

[Delightful Life]

https://www.google.ca/search?q=exis...=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=eW06vv84btzTNM:

 

[Luce NDs]

200 year old divine wind
https://mobile.twitter.com/mental_floss/status/771224323566690304
(here 4 the explanation:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...ssen-art-actually-form-social-commentary.html )

Just a breath over the appropriate vale may cause Dan's and a devil of a shimmer up the spine of a person previously thought dead!

A concept that brings me back to Gone With The Wind or that Mrs. Hype Revival ... a cross the thigh thingy ... a Rae of St Eve ins ...

 

[Luce NDs]

A joke thread ... life must be a joke as people are serious about making war and industrious about it ... thus it becomes a serial thing going on and on ... eventually causing rise of additional anarchii like I sais ... that's the way it is with those striving to succeed while some of us do recess and crawl into holes ... voids called minds where one can think in peace ... resting!

But do not state this straight out as truth as someone will take issue with it as virtue ... tis the way it is to singular directional folks headed for the edge ... where they will be virtually whetted ... and thus sharpen up!

Except for trump card followers that follow suites as conforming and miss things beyond that as dull to-eM! They've never been out ... with the eternal ... an wise personality to stay out there with intelligence as defined by Webster ... all that is beyond the man of wiles ... as broad-based sole? This is the other side of the line of sea glass ... a differing class of men with a place to put it!

Metaphor of de voided psyche ... as powerful men do avoid Hur ... tis something to get into dreamily like the opening line of Mama Mia ... "I have a dream ..." Some people do not believe in dreams as they are part and parcel of abstract things ... virtue unseen!

The cause of disturbance and dissonance in straight up people only rushing one-way ... no spectre of perspective ... variants? Kind 've like a hoers with myopic blinders ... and they get on with the haul ... just for getting around the Klein (a capital point, or prick to the conscience; a steered science is a kind of observation)! Best for looking on without Ba'aLs to really get into it with the overly industrial war mongers ... different spheres, or bell ringers? That's a' toll in words as trolled ... those actively persuing can't see it until passive-I'D ... some say passivized by a good escrowing over ... pass if'ated ... everyone likes their crank turned at some point! Thus evolution revelations and apocalyptic Dan's ... when discovering what was Mrs'd ... in a fog!

 

[Delightful Life]

http://themindcircle.com/humans-gave-birth-like-animals/