Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Jon71]

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach."

 

[You just never know]

Remember how Mayberry was such a peaceful laid back place? I finally figured it out, most of the town was single. Think about it, there was Aunt Bea, Andy, Thelma-Lou, Barney, Floyd, Helen, Gomer, Howard, Goober, Clara, Ellie. The only one who was married was Otis Campbell and he was always drunk!

 

[Mendalla]

Remember how Mayberry was such a peaceful laid back place? I finally figured it out, most of the town was single. Think about it, there was Aunt Bea, Andy, Thelma-Lou, Barney, Floyd, Helen, Gomer, Howard, Goober, Clara, Ellie. The only one who was married was Otis Campbell and he was always drunk!

I didn't watch the show much so never thought of this.

 

[Luce NDs]

That's what drinking from the containment of marriage can do to yah ... then there is the mythical clause ... the miss NG one ... the imaginary factor as abstract ... a sense of mad Ness or dark Nell the molle!

 

[Redbaron]

I quit my job at the drill bit factory. It was boring.

 

[Luce NDs]

I quit my job at the drill bit factory. It was boring.

Does this interfere with the burnt ogring, or just limiting ogling at things you shouldn't observe and thus unseen things ...?

 

[Luce NDs]

Cloes to a communist bummer?

 

[You just never know]

I quit my job at the drill bit factory. It was boring.

I understand Redbaron's next job was at an optometrists lab. Alas, he backed into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

 

[Mendalla]

I understand Redbaron's next job was at an optometrists lab. Alas, he backed into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

Then he became an electrician and had an en-lightning experience when he forget to turn off the mains before a job.

 

[You just never know]

Then he became an electrician and had an en-lightning experience when he forget to turn off the mains before a job.

Shocking!!

 

[dreamerman]

Did you hear the one about the Proctologist? I heard he got a bum rap.

 

[Redbaron]

Then he became an electrician and had an en-lightning experience when he forget to turn off the mains before a job.

So, when he retired, does that mean he was de-lighted?

 

[Neo]

Did you hear the one about the Proctologist? I heard he got a bum rap.

Ha ha.. I always wanted to be a doctor but I didn't have the patients.

 

[Redbaron]

Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist who married? They never got along so well. They fought tooth and nail.

 

[Mendalla]

My astronomer friends are buying a new house. They ran out of space.

 

[Luce NDs]

Did you hear the one about the Proctologist? I heard he got a bum rap.

Never knock a bum nor ho Bo ... wholly beau? You could get entanglement syndrome ...

 

[Carolla]

This one made me laugh today ...

 

[Luce NDs]

Was the ottoman turk a pea cock ... and thus the Peter Prin.?

 

[You just never know]

What do you call seven rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline.

 

[Luce NDs]

What do you call seven rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline.

Mine went right over the top ... some think it sad but now I don't have to care for the hairy thing ... just make sure it shines ...