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Sadie takes her 16-year-old daughter to see Dr. Meyers. The
doctor says, "OK, what's the problem?"
Sadie says, "It's my daughter Sarah. She keeps getting these
cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Sarah a good examination, then turns to
Sadie and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but
your Sarah is pregnant---about four monthe would be my guess."
Sadie says, "Pregnant? She can't be. she has never ever
been left alone with a man! Have you, Sarah?"
"No, Mother. I've never even kissed a man."
Dr. Meyers walked over to the window and just starred out
of it. Five minutes pass and finallly Sadie says, "Is there
something wrong out there doctor?"
Dr. Meyers replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time
anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east
and three wise men came over the hill. I don't want to miss it.?
 
@crazyheart
Are you on the verge of thinking oddly, or just fiddling with the indeterminate imagination?

Could be a conception of severe wanderlust ... or otherwise only a thought ... and we know those are not allowed in religious studies ...
 
A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has gone missing. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says “Oh, I forgot to tell you, today’s the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked.”
 
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A mathematician, an engineer, and a statistician go hunting. They see their prey off in the distance, and the mathematician takes a shot but misses by 2 feet to the left. The engineer grabs the gun and shoots but misses by 2 feet to the right. The statistician shouts "Yay!! We got it!!"
 
A Carleton Joe into a bar. He catches, "I'll have a beer, and a hop." :D

Why do firefighters wear red cu Pender? To deep deity pants up. :D

Whatcha hot's favorite flavor? No very. :D
 
Levity ... something for the deviate soul to pick as a Nick-ish thing with stoics! Thus debelle in Bacchus as a ringer?
 
That's just silly easing of your singularity thing ... that which gathers stray thoughts as gravid ... they come in shades ...

And go round ...
 
Gladys Dunn had recently moved into a retirement community in a small town. One beautiful Sunday morning she walked to a church not far from her apartment. She was in awe of the beautiful church, as well as music from the choir, but not too impressed with the sermon. She thought it boring and as she looked around the church, she noticed that many of the parishioners were nodding off.

After the sermon the pastor encouraged the members to greet those sitting about. Gladys turned toward the man sitting on her left. He, too, had fallen asleep and was yawning and stretching trying to wake up. He smiled at her, Gladys returned the smile. She politely offered her hand and said, "I'm Gladys Dunn." "You and me both!" the man replied.
 
A private jet arrives at Heathrow International Airport and Donald Trump strides to a waiting limousine which drives him to a warm and dignified reception with the Queen . From there, they are driven in a a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses .





They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well .
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire . The fart shakes the coach . The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, but the two do their best to ignore the incident .

The Queen turns to Trump saying, "Mr . Trump, please accept my regrets . I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control . "

Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought . Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
 
During remembrance conditions ... the priest walked up to a little boy in the foyer staring at a plaque on the wall ...

The priest watched a bit and then asked; Alex, good morning. Is there something bothering you?

Alex responded pointing to the bronze plate" "What's that?"

The priest said that is in memory of those who died in service ...

Alex pondered a bit ... and asked which one the (9:45, or the 11:15)

... and due to zombies in the service of roles models ... the practice goes on ... and God did give a hint that mortals need a rest in the doings of religious work and effort to spread what we know as nothing ... such is the rapture ... or flaw in wisdom that must be gotten over ... often roughly as ruff's ... or Plutonic dawgs ... an icon of what we don't know ... psyche? Thus the mind owls and dan' sis out there ... conforming to ribbing, or Reuben depending on praxis ...
 
An Ontario couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married; so we can't go to her house.
I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and best of all....

OHIP pays $43 of it.
 
intersex relations as relating to observation of between sects dialoging with nonsense that creates levity ... healing for the depressed sole ... thus fete up ... 2 ad aum and the legs broke formation ... leading to an expression of break a leg ... the other follows and thus bent knees ... until the dot'r sees what the fodder has hocked her off for in bride price ... for that next to nothing that is now rounded out tuit to wit a funny process of sex to allow people to get neigh enough to contemplate neighbouring concerns of opposing screw-ups ... primal prostitution as laid up in praxis ... a custom?
 
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