Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Delightful Life]

"What is the difference between Indiginous and a picnic table?
A picnic table supports their family"
--Chris, one of our local Indiginous

 

[Luce NDs]

Pick a good nick ... like dem as throwing fruit from the tree? There a biblical bit about that one ... as Pharisee ... far as I can see!

Sayed to be a law maker ... as fast as they can be busted ... Sad*ducee! They refused to learn, change and evolve ...

Lon grievous myth eh ... MithRa Ba'aL ...

 

[Mendalla]

From xkcd.

 

[BetteTheRed]

From xkcd.

Put a high test THC gummy in the box. Wait until skunk is asleep, then use cooking oil to massage out the gum.

 

[Mendalla]

Um, yeah. Keep this guy away from my ship, please.

 

[Luce NDs]

Um, yeah. Keep this guy away from my ship, please.

Rotational wakes and waves of nauseum as the vessel falters? Very tru MPish ... considerable dissemination prerequisite ... a Federal Judge declared the vocabulary was corrupt ... a judgement on bad words? False bummer like a corrupted dream ... sour fantasies ... acidosis ...

Fiddler's breakdown as Jack Daniels drinking contest ... aye! Before you know it we're in sight ... happens when messing around on the mound ...

Be vague ... if concise someone no doubted Ly will be offended as the virtue cannot be exposed in a realm of corruption and darker plots ...

 

[WhyCzar]

A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen.

He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword.

However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin.

Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover Seder:

"Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot."

Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers,

"Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

 

[Luce NDs]

A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen.

He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword.

However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin.

Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover Seder:

"Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot."

Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers,

"Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

Twas a blip in the night as a bit of a flash of lighter tones ... a mire image of ink spot on white fabrix. Nothing like it ... no where?

 

[BetteTheRed]

A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen.

He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword.

However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin.

Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover Seder:

"Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot."

Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers,

"Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

Best joke on the thread, I swear.

 

[Luce NDs]

Best joke on the thread, I swear.

In great denial there are those that deny such satyr-like events that donkeys could live among us as mules ... then a certain administration has denied the Mark Twain Prize to a journalist-columnist.

We no longer can differentiate what is incarnate or carnal ... and thus physicality buries the essence. May it pop back up again as apocalyptic shock ... even thoughts come bad at the worst times! Is that rational ... or other? What's other than rational? Oh ...

 

[Luce NDs]

Can one get a kick out of such organized structures?

There's more folly than you can shake a stick at ... Holy, or not! Holistic ...

 

[Luce NDs]

There is a story about David saying Goliath Down ... did anything come from the expression ... some descent of essence, and a rumor that Skye (Ciel) was falling? Selene popped up ... in a pining state ... it goes on ...

Some even say this has affect on all underneath these doings ... dissipation? Thus Will covers for intellect that with ... nobody wanted to familiarize themselves, now how! As consequence vast unknown hollows ... veils and other Dells! No eagles but plenty owls ... particularly after dark!

 

[ninj]

How do you apologize with dots and dashes?
Remorse Code.

 

[JayneWonders]

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read

Groucho Marx

 

[Luce NDs]

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read

Groucho Marx

Dogmatic is the impression ... same as inside of a bunch of bull in the market place ... thus streaks ... it can get mulish ...

 

[WhyCzar]

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit: “What is your blood type?”
“I am probably a typeO”, said the rabbit.

 

[Luce NDs]

I heard a good one about transcend dental medication recently .... due to pain if cannot be repeated ... the subject may never get ova it ... un Ada'd ... a sister to Aga tha ... udder end! Be very cautious about classic layers ... vicious birds!

 

[Luce NDs]

It depends on you holding your mouth just so for the exhortation ... but this is how it goes:
Q: What do the French people call a really bad Thursday
A: Trajeudi!

I warned you it was a tongue twister in essence ... as W. O. Mitchell declared the evidence of love on earth is very thin and ... perhaps delicate as who has seen the wind? It doth have that feeling tuit!

 

[ninj]

 

[WhyCzar]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard & a German are sitting in a room when a man enters & asks,

"Can you see me?"

They respond; "Yes." "Oui." "Sí." "Ja."