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paradox3 said:
I am still mystified but I am not up on Batman lore.
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The symbol for the element sodium is Na. So sixteen sodiums gives us:

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa ... Batman! (the theme from the old sixties Batman series that I adored in my youth)

 
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside
And asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "
Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue,
curse the umpire or call him an a**hole. Do you understand all that?"
Once more, the small boy nodded in agreement.
The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play,
it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a shithead is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”
 
Redbaron said:
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside
And asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "
Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue,
curse the umpire or call him an a**hole. Do you understand all that?"
Once more, the small boy nodded in agreement.
The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play,
it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a s**thead is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”
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Such is the great mother myth that you can tell her about the dark and unknown ... after her was bonded and put down as kohl at eral! Earl how did that start?

Earl: Near the other end ...

Let the Kahn Ninj begin ... may appear as nein heh! IX com Po? No body drew on it ... remained in the mystery ... darkay? A free Kint going on ...
 
Have you heard about the alligator detective?

He is the Invest-i-Gator.
True story. It's a kids book.
 
ninj said:
The best gift you can give is a broken drum.
You can't beat that!
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Bocelli ... presented this as Molly on a half shell ... some say an image of God or someone transpiring to passion ... and so it went! It is just a point --- Cupid!
 
It 'sah urn ... in warp space ... gravity does it! Density emerges ...

One must use some implicit powers to avoid being explicitly pounded down ... by those wishing to eliminate the Ludites! That's labour and thus no one wishes to be caught working ... expecially the upper crust ... ground of beings? This floats????

Something has to go down ... abstract netherworld? Isn't that enigmatic or disputable given dark spheres on either side? Dum belles ... heavies ... icons of the vast mudderlands ... an under foot item of contention! peculier, queer if not an ode thing to script ...

Thus Rites of Pas Sage ... "M" gone things ... envision that!
 
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Yeesh. What's with Randall Munroe slandering Canadian artists? :ROFLMAO:
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