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Not Chosen for Pope.
Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young
man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII
and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in
1943 and he lost his left arm.
Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid
to soldiers, both Allied and enemy. After the war, he became a priest,
serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his
handicap) to villages across the continent.
In 1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an explosion in a silver
mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop Grapje went down into the mine to
administer last rites to those too severely injured to move. Another shaft
collapsed, and he was buried for three days, suffering multiple injuries,
including the loss of his right eye.
The high silver content in the mine's air gave him purpura, a life-long
condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.
Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the service of God as a
scholar, mentor, and holy man, church leaders agree: he will never ascend to
the Papacy.
No one wants a one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader.
 
Not Chosen for Pope.
Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young
man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII
and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in
1943 and he lost his left arm.
Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid
to soldiers, both Allied and enemy. After the war, he became a priest,
serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his
handicap) to villages across the continent.
In 1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an explosion in a silver
mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop Grapje went down into the mine to
administer last rites to those too severely injured to move. Another shaft
collapsed, and he was buried for three days, suffering multiple injuries,
including the loss of his right eye.
The high silver content in the mine's air gave him purpura, a life-long
condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.
Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the service of God as a
scholar, mentor, and holy man, church leaders agree: he will never ascend to
the Papacy.
No one wants a one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader.

How dreams depart ... in a phfd ... fuffy! And how you could end up if going into the Magi Forest bare as a Jay Boid ... downright royal hue in the face?

If the corporate forces have their way all the lesser folk should be dressed down ... like Big Bad John ... John being an ordinary brute ... aux natural? Noble beast eh ...
 
X Seder ... what? Etc. AD continuum ... it goes on unseen ... the fete of Saul ... as he slipped into a tunnel ... there lies the light of pas sans ... things from out there ... amorae?

Whose Ray?

Rae is like a dash through a hard spot ... we have to get through it ... that's life!
 
Characters are for study ... etude in the silent times ... those time outs? Given as a icon by a great mystery ... a constant? Consonal ... breaks up the ahs, ehz, etc.
 

And then some lobbyist will steel the concept and say it was aboriginal ... especially if a chimera appears! Thus stabbed and poked ... gore and Gapes ... what would one expect without collaboration ... beasts at the shore ... Kelpies ... brutes come in rushes! --- Moes Cis? One Aye ...

Some of the threads one sees in the san ... diphthongs .. some stick with the single syllables to express OCH m'n that's ugly! But it did make eM stop and listen ... slick as olin nation ... greasy? Slip 've the tongue displaced onto the media ... then the dome^st of carriers ... bubbles forming? Back to the Property Condemned ... stinking contemplation ... image of Thinker! Flush ... a crock ... may shimmer even with shaking ... edict! Then addicts ...
 
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LOL. It isn't just the French, though. One of Shanghai's signature dishes is red cooked snail. Quite yummy. Better than escargots in garlic butter, truth be told.

And since I've been away for two weeks, I have lots of xkcd to choose from.


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LOL. It isn't just the French, though. One of Shanghai's signature dishes is red cooked snail. Quite yummy. Better than escargots in garlic butter, truth be told.

And since I've been away for two weeks, I have lots of xkcd to choose from.


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X Cept shun as Cephas! Monstrous unknown as a dark sphere ... for amusement of eternal curiosities! Ultimate psyche ... optimal? Obliviated ... NaObs ...

Perhaps balls of NA ... nucleic acids ... all strung out during the darker times ... so the myth departs or the story goes ... for refreshing ... complex process!

Expect somethings to cross into the veil of items yet unseen ... obscure?
 
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