Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[KayTheCurler]

So many puns around here that I need a sighsmograph.

 

[ninj]

People are leaving established religions.
Prophets are down.

 

[Luce NDs]

Religions are well laid out!

(thus entombed where the illiterate emotional will not read intuit; dead to right interest)

 

[ninj]

If weed puns are a sin,
I'll see you inhale.

 

[Redbaron]

How to remember the difference?

A one 'L' Lama is a holy man in Tibet.

a 2 'L' Llama is a South American beast of burden.

a 3'L' lama is a large fire in Boston.

 

[Luce NDs]

How to remember the difference?

A one 'L' Lama is a holy man in Tibet.

a 2 'L' Llama is a South American beast of burden.

a 3'L' lama is a large fire in Boston.

Then Lambdeth at the roast ... deadly reason ... fuzzy about the occurrence ... the desire is not to see it coming ... as it is suicidal ... life is comedy when observed from the opposing ... an objective position? Cosmological Comedy then ... out-there!

English Spin ...

 

[ninj]

How to remember the difference?

A one 'L' Lama is a holy man in Tibet.

a 2 'L' Llama is a South American beast of burden.

a 3'L' lama is a large fire in Boston.

"A one "L" lama - that's a priest.
A two "L" Llama- that's a beast.
But I would bet a silk pajama, there isn't any three "L" Lllama."
Ogden Nash
Well it appears he was wrong!

 

[Mendalla]

"A one "L" lama - that's a priest.
A two "L" Llama- that's a beast.
But I would bet a silk pajama, there isn't any three "L" Lllama."
Ogden Nash
Well it appears he was wrong!

Maybe he never heard a Boston accent.

 

[ninj]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame one?
The tame way.

 

[Delightful Life]

[Image Source:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1665840784132775936

]

 

[Luce NDs]

The ease of Π as 1 feeds off the other ... canni balistic shot ...

 

[Redbaron]

My computer seems to have caught a cold.

Someone must have left a window open.

 

[ninj]

Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off!
Sounds like you're being stalked.

 

[Redbaron]

 

[ninj]

 

[Delightful Life]

Perry Bible Fellowship

 

[Delightful Life]

This guy is good at making short gag films

 

[Luce NDs]

No matter how you label the mystery it is still a dark fete ... it causes rest ... for the spirits!

 

[Mendalla]

Perry Bible Fellowship

I blow hot and cold on that strip but that is one of their classics.

 

[ninj]

Not the usual offering but I couldn't figure out where else it should go.