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Can there be something like dead silence as a demonstration to those remaining as remnant of the explosion in humanity?

Will it carry ???? Like the hollow in the chalice ... a bit of MS Chief ... needing a wooden core ... Kali Jah? In the case of Cain lighter and still strong ... so it can be used for whipping up a storm ... thus mores!
 
Can this be drawn out as nothing ... into something extensively MT? Depending on how you hold you mouth it may come out with a twist to the cranky! Those tending to crank will do this over nothing ... and reason for complaints will be overwhelmed by irrationality ... thus bottom line as fallacy! We laboured a Lot ... and lost! It is biblical ... if you can believe that!

It is unbelievable what some people believe without reason ... thus we look for recovery ... however it may have gone ...

Just words ... further buried and put down by extremists ... typically politest ... multifaceted like Eve, yet unseen? Chi brings on that other state ... the gross invisible ... and thus we plunge on ... diverse of dove 'rs? (what's rs other than gamma ... very dark?) the source ... Ur is ... fey and flamboyant as taken flight ... loose Eil ... or lo' Ceil ... pose! Assumed stance ...
 
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The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 F degrees.
The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry
since the electric starter.
Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car. They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 F degrees inside, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off almost immediately.
The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3 million for the patent. The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, The Goldberg Air-Conditioner, on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed.
There was no way that Old man Ford was going to put the Goldberg's name on two million Fords. They haggled back and forth for about two hours and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown. And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show -- Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max -- on the controls.
 
I once was given a role in an off-Broadway play; I was to play the part of a cloud.
But I was let go before it started.
Apparently they were overcast.
 
A Flat Earth believer dies and is standing at the Pearly Gates. There he meets St. Peter, who looks him over. He asks the good Saint, 'Tell me, is the earth a globe or flat?' St. Peter gets a stern look on his face, looks the arrival in the eyes, and asserts, 'The earth is definitely a globe.' The FE believer gasps and says, 'Oh no!! The conspiracy runs deeper than I ever suspected!'
 
The ever-brilliant Randall Munroe has the whole cell phone battery issue sussed.

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I had a dream once, where I was a Rolls Royce. It might have been an auto body experience.
 
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