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My wife bet me $1000 that I couldn't turn spaghetti into a car.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
 
Once upon a time there was a traveling rabbi on a journey to teach the word. As he approached the edge of a village he saw a sign that read “Welcome to The Land of the Trids.” He entered into town he didn’t see anyone. It was deserted. He kept walking until he got through town and suddenly he heard people yelling, cheering, and celebrating something in the distance. He saw these little people gathered at the bottom of a hill with a giant standing on top of it. One by one they were climbing the hill only to be kicked off by the giant and they’d go tumbling down while the others cheered them on. The rabbi asked one of them what was going on. The little man who seemed to be the mayor said, “It’s a tradition here that every year we gather here and have a contest. The one who makes it to the top without getting kicked off by the giant wins a prize!”That sounds like fun!” said the rabbi. “May I join in?” The mayor replied, “Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids!”
 
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that's draped with bacon.
"A bacon tree! We're saved!" he says.
He runs up to the tree and is immediately shot up with bullets.
It wasn't a bacon tree. It was a ham bush.
 
The Curios depth? Considering there is always something abstract ... so much is just imagined in the head mon ...

Yet he'll refuse any assimilation ... that's outside information!
 
Thus the cardinal against the mystery (black) ... creating a red and black re vue that would leave onseers blanched and psssst with humour!

Powers are insecure with that laughter in the backstage ...
 
What a profound expression for the Daze of the De AD ... as they mull over: "when will they ever learn?"

Not while in the bull pens ... too much emotional disruptions ... of the darker and unseen variety as the Ba 'aL goes by in a whiz ... the only way to present observations and visions to those that can't see logo ... the realm of thought sub dude ...

May appear as poesy and not poetry of formal construct ... wildflowers? Can these be part of the pedantry? Someone bought it ... thus much remains an enigma as sort of catch 22 as you never seem to gain on it ... because it is dark in ere ...
 
Oglaf is, as usual, too smutty to post the main joke here. But this snippet from the top struck my funny bone.

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