Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Redbaron]

The earth is 70-75% covered with water. The vast majority of that water is uncarbonated.

So, technically, the earth is flat.

 

[Luce NDs]

Deflation is all around us ... making like it isn't as it inflates ...

 

[Redbaron]

I heard about a new theory of inertia, but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

 

[Redbaron]

 

[ninj]

Ba Dum Tsss

 

[Mendalla]

Jim's reaction is perfect. I am not even sure what the original dialogue was supposed to be and this fits so well

 

[ninj]

 

[Redbaron]

In Athens, everyone sleeps until noon.

This is because dawn is tough on Greece.

 

[ninj]

At the airport, and I've just witnessed a man collapse on the baggage carousel....looks like he'll be alright though.
He's coming around.

 

[Luce NDs]

Counter to that are the gritty stoics ... and the grind goes on like naval jelly for extra polish!

 

[ninj]

 

[Luce NDs]

When information goes round a table on a one to one basis ... much is altered due to the way things are received and expressed differentially ... something to be seen to believed and few see what they do not understand ... just to preserve the stew we'rein ... tight?

 

[ninj]

My friend asked if going into an antique store would make you gay.
I said no, but it might make you buy curios.

 

[Luce NDs]

Fits with the mental wheel once described as a soul compass ... with multiple vectors ...

Use with considerable balance ... or it could go off the wrong way ...

 

[Redbaron]

Someone glued my deck of cards together.

I just can't deal with it.

.

 

[Luce NDs]

Is anything a joke considering how this disrupts the serious leaders that cannot unravel difficult satyrs ... if they did errors may be indicated and that can't be as it would weaken the power's impressions! As one precedent on lion functions stated I must indicate nothing but power ... and thus like nothing we are sucked into the nonsense!

He may be on trial ... but it will not be called that is appreciation of power! A kind of flat Eire thing for imitation and creating more of the same ... copyright? Profound reprinting ... at one time in history presses were illegitimate as children and classes of offspring ... I Zous syndrome ... Jays Ooz?

Does this breed insanity or did it always be ? It may follow ... certain tyres in familiarity ... connections in the dash!

 

[ninj]

I always get nostalgic when I put my car in reverse.
It really takes me back.

 

[Luce NDs]

I always get nostalgic when I put my car in reverse.
It really takes me back.

After that a relief ... going forward again after being forced back by acceleration ... perhaps what Moses experienced rushing off the mountain into a crevice ... hidden or Gnostic Crack ... denied in religious study! Profound aes is ...

 

[Redbaron]

The Return of the Jedi

is not possible

without The Receipt of the Jedi.

.

 

[ninj]

If Satan ever lost his hair, there would be hell toupee.
I'll see myself out.