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If Satan ever lost his hair, there would be hell toupee.
I'll see myself out.
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Rye toute? Said by a bunch of blarney folk to be tou te da Nan ... Celtic addition to the myth ... some folk find it difficult to interpret a lot from ... no end toute! --- Gabriel?
 
Happy Fathers' Day.

On this day, let us remember that dad jokes.....


are part of pop culture.


(I'll see myself out.)

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Cracking Up Lol GIF by HULU
 
Are dad's queer or peculiar?

I've heard some lasses call this line as really odd to their thoughts ... of getting around the situation ... and thus they get right into 'it .. defining a hate-love condition as chaos ... and thus it was and always will be as un reasoned! Defines irrational personalities like god's diabolical side that could be declared enigmatic ... few figure ... on the nibbl'n and swallowing ... word can be like that too! Much is ejected as MS Understood ...
 
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea – one called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian,
“I’m fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn’t have any worries about being eaten.”
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, “Your wish is granted” and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.
Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.
Justin didn’t realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.
Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn’t see his old pal.
“Where’s Christian?” he asked. “He’s at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark”, came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian’s abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, “It’s me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again.”
Christian replied, “No way man, you’ll eat me. You’re now a shark, the enemy, and I’ll not be tricked into being your dinner.”
Justin cried back “No, I’m not. That was the old me. I’ve changed…………….
“I’ve found Cod. I’m a prawn again Christian”
 
Redbaron said:
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea – one called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian,
“I’m fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn’t have any worries about being eaten.”
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, “Your wish is granted” and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.
Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.
Justin didn’t realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.
Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn’t see his old pal.
“Where’s Christian?” he asked. “He’s at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark”, came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian’s abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, “It’s me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again.”
Christian replied, “No way man, you’ll eat me. You’re now a shark, the enemy, and I’ll not be tricked into being your dinner.”
Justin cried back “No, I’m not. That was the old me. I’ve changed…………….
“I’ve found Cod. I’m a prawn again Christian”
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Whew, Justin time!
 
I met a genie the other day, who said, "I grant you one wish."
I replied, "I wish I could be you."

The genie replied,"Weurd wush, but, nonetheless U'm wullung to grant ut."
 
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My therapist told me to write letters to all the people I hate, and burn them.
So I did it. It felt great, and I'm feeling much better.
But what am I supposed to do with the letters now?
 
I asked my date to meet me at the gym.They didn't show up.
That's when I knew we weren't going to work out.
 
The up down thingy must be adequately equitable ... so folk can quit when desired ... no inequitable portions?

Explain that to the powers ... shameful rites!
 
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