Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[ninj]

Yesterday, I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."
I said to myself, "I can't turn that down."

 

[Luce NDs]

Yesterday, I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."
I said to myself, "I can't turn that down."

Thus the ads go on anon as ad end dumb!

 

[Redbaron]

I went to school with a girl named Nonstick Cooking Spray.

We tried calling her 'Pam,' but it wouldn't stick.

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[Redbaron]

Fun fact about most bees: they are allergic to pollen.

In fact, when exposed to pollen, the bees develop hives.

I’ll see myself out.

 

[ninj]

They warned me not to lean over the edge of that tower in Paris.

Eiffel.

 

[Luce NDs]

E Phraim of descent ...

 

[ninj]

Could someone please tell me what the lowest rank in the army is?
Every time I ask, they always say, "It's private".

 

[Luce NDs]

Could someone please tell me what the lowest rank in the army is?
Every time I ask, they always say, "It's private".

You're not supposed to go there ... by folks that will do anything in public to win a vote!

 

[Mendalla]

If Balaam washed his donkey, would that count as wiping his ass?



Puns should not be let out until they are fully groan.

 

[Redbaron]

Why do the French eat snails?

Because thy don’t like fast food.

 

[Luce NDs]

Imagine shelled pearls of wisdom going in brain drains ... into the public swamp!

Is looking into the vast social psyche like a stormy swamp ... that Stormy Daniel that unhinged a leaders stories? And he didn't understand the interpretation because he read little ... especially vast space as he believed the law of passion in a tome ... thus it went down to lead to the destruction of humanity because of his Put in remarks ... that were beyond established belief!

Folks do not accept things of a stretch ... too Eire ... nothing there ... maybe green expanses of varied shades! Developing red in the face of entertaining unknowns ...

 

[Redbaron]

I just finished a book on how the Golden Gate Bridge was built.

It was riveting.

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[ninj]

Some guy just tried to sell me a coffin.
I told him it was the last thing I need!

 

[ninj]

I made a belt from all my old watches.
It's a complete waist of time.

 

[ninj]

I just watched a documentary on cannabis.
I think all documentaries should be watched that way.

 

[Luce NDs]

I've heard that by times through an indeterminate nebulae of what is sometimes called populace ... something the powers have juiced for everything that can be squeezed ... really you don't believe there is a public identity do you? That'd be so contrary to private opinions ...

Is that sacred? Given what the powers refuse and present under veil ...

 

[ninj]

What do you call a zombie who makes a stir fry?
Dead Man wokking.

 

[ninj]

What do you call someone who tells Dad jokes but isn't a Dad?

A faux Pa.

 

[ninj]

 

[ninj]

I didn't think I would ever need orthopedic shoes, but I stand corrected.